There's a brand-new sound
Hear it floating 'round?
Everyone get down
Tendonites are go
Everything's going to blow
Number one in line
Do read this behind:
Ours it's name the find
Now you see what I said?
It's the letters at the head
Tendonites are go
Everything's going to blow
Years, miles apart, and we are still just a couple nerds
But we're dropping tracker tracks and some noise
and some oblique, ridiculous words
Met only once inside the walls of the Ground Kontrol
but now we are making music
that comes from our difficult virtual souls
Our arm, it hurts
We spent too much time on the mouse
Time on the mou-oo-ouse
It could be worse
We could be outside of the house
Outside the hou-oo-ouse
Our arm, it hurts too
We spent too much time on the mouse
Time on the mou-oo-ouse
It could be worse, true
We both could be outside of the house
Outside the hou-oo-ouse
You can't take up a position that you can't defend-o
You can't worry 'bout the number of your Myspace friends-o
I make a paper airplane and out the window send-o
You can't spell "The Tendonites" without a "Teen Shit 'Tendo"
You can't pick the right bathroom when you gender bend-o
You can't convalesce correct if you're not on the mend-o
I make a paper airplane and out the window send-o
You can't spell "The Tendonites" without a "Teen Shit 'Tendo"
Ten to the don to the I-T-E
Spam to the Tron to the X-O-C
Xoc sing crock and Spam make chips
Chiptunes, chains and whips
There's a brand-new sound - hear it floating 'round?
Everyone get down - Tendonites are g-g-go
You can't judge a motion picture if you have not screened it
You can't say you didn't know that your ol' lady suck a mean dick
You can't dress like George "The Animal" if you haven't green spit
You can't spell "The Tendonites" without a "'Tendo Teen Shit"
You can't sign on to the internet if your machine quit
Let alone get on a chan and post a stupid SEVENTEEN GET
Or find a video of trannies writhing in a Vaseline pit
You can't spell "The Tendonites" without a "'Tendo Teen Shit"
supported by 11 fans who also own “Tonite's The End”
This whole album is solid VGM gold from start to finish, but the Mario Land track is especially fun and the Chrono Trigger track gives me chills every time. Worth the price for just those alone. indietecher
supported by 10 fans who also own “Tonite's The End”
The songs are fantastic and fun - it's so easy for me to listen to this album on repeat. And the album cover is so great. The pun on the title just makes me chuckle every time I look at it. I really wish I could buy a physical copy of your other albums as well! tousledbirb
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