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A STREETCAR NAMED FUCK YOU
Me and you and a streetcar named Boo.
Me and Boo and a dog named Fuck You.
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Cubby Broccoli
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CUBBY BROCCOLI
Fifty is the new forty.
Elementary is the new college.
When words are like trees,
The fruits have nothing to do with the produce.
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Dildo-Shaped Bible
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DILDO-SHAPED BIBLE
Nights of the green fudge, stamp and shout.
What the hell does god have to do with anything?
What the hell?
These handcuffs smell like pussy.
Obviously, you and I have many differences--
not the least of which is our concept
of erotic humiliation.
The last person I'd expect to catch a break from is myself.
But I've been into the brown liquors again,
a socio-engineering double-blind bonus.
Yippee! It's the party favorite, the big bad brainfucker!
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Bible-Shaped Dildo
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BIBLE-SHAPED DILDO
Sea sister, through well-lit neighborhoods,
easily monitored with radar.
Try and explain how this has nothing to do
with the crumpled heap of your temporary solution.
Flush-faced, androgynous fuckmeat.
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Devil's Cigar
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DEVIL'S CIGAR
[CONCURRENT RESOLUTION.]
WHEREAS, The State of Texas recognizes a variety of
Specimens symbolizing great diversity;
WHEREAS, the armadillo, the bluebonnet, and the lightning whelk
Are just some examples of unparalleled beauty;
WHEREAS, the designation of the Devil's Cigar as the
Official State Fungus of Texas would
PROVIDE this rare mycological inhabitant with
Fitting and suitable recognition;
WHEREAS, known to scientists as Chorioactis geaster,
features a long, tapering,
DARK-BROWN apothecium, which sometimes reaches
a height of up to four inches; and
WHEREAS, when ready, this distinctive fungus
splits open with an audible hiss,
FILLING the air with a cloud of spores that waft away
to help maintain a future of life for the species;
WHEREAS, it makes its home on decaying hardwood stumps
and exposed roots in Central and North Texas
WHEREAS, it is as striking as the Lone Star State
Making it a fitting symbol, therefore
BE IT RESOLVED, we hereby designate the Devil's Cigar
Fungus as the Official State Fungus of Texas.
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Homage with Tongue
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HOMAGE WITH TONGUE
Long-hair human puppy on the edge of the bed
Joins the four wise men
As they pay homage to the hairless and wet.
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DRUNK DRIVING CLASS OF '94
Tanned love-debris and the chrome tidalwave.
Mister Mesh is misdirected and starts to misbehave.
He's socially connected from beyond the grave.
Just because you're dead doesn't mean you're not an asshole.
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gAYBonEs
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GAYBONES
Who was it who once told me:
“When you’re not cheating you’re not trying”?
Worlds of waste for sale.
Dubious credentials.
Out of print and scarce.
Time for the essentials.
Endurance of the faceless.
Buying your decorum.
A fairly fickle mistress.
Your possessive forum.
Dubious credentials.
Old and antiquated.
Time for the essentials.
Crawling, reinstated.
Overt differentials.
Makes you glad you waited.
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FRANKLIN DELANO BULLETBELT
We'll take the liquor as read--
Living 100% rejection-free requires constant maintenence.
50,000 high-powered watts of pure, non-stop sad-clownism.
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(YOU DON’T WANNA) FLOAT AROUND FOR THE REST OF WHATEVER
Savage Catholicism demands that you be hate-fucked, stat.
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God's Blue Ass Water
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GOD'S BLUE ASS WATER
Dead, wet and gone.
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TrashCanEagle Sacramento, California
Official label of XOC* and friends
* one of those video game music guys
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