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1. |
Riotgoyim
00:05
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RIOTGOYIM
Inappropriate sentimentality.
[from split w/ Theophagus]
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2. |
Sour Black Futility
00:08
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SOUR BLACK FUTILITY
Garlic handsaw bit, the pot fund kit.
Alabama buck chick flirtatiously dug kink.
[from "You'll Never Work in This Town Again"]
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3. |
Bing Bang Clang
00:22
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BING BANG CLANG
Do you want another dream?
Do you want another dream?
Do you want another wolf's dream?
On the right, on the left, pull your coat over your head
A hundred and thirty éclairs
[from "House of the Rising Collapse"]
based on a dream by Dion McGregor
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4. |
Pollen
00:14
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POLLEN
Biting the stamen, the skin turning sweet
Yellowing, softening dust-covered meat
Rotting alive
Cracking at the seams
A sweet mound of decomposing pollen.
[from "Neverfuckingmind"]
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5. |
Jay's Grave
00:20
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JAY'S GRAVE
A swingin' single mother and a ton of man.
Such was the shame of the sign of the times.
[from "You'll Never Work in This Town Again"]
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6. |
When Horns Break Off
00:25
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WHEN HORNS BREAK OFF
Knowing where you live, it used to be so wide
The land is covered up for life inside
Listen to the ground, the snow is cold and soft
In the month where the moon is the one when
Horns break off.
[from split w/Theophagus]
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7. |
(AKA Bathtub Medley)
00:51
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a) VOMAN ROMIT
Voman Romit
b) KKK2D2
KKK2D2
c) LIKE A BABY'S DICK FUCKING AN APPLE
Like a baby's dick fucking an apple
APPLE!
d) OFF A PIG FOR THE SAKE OF MY SEX LIFE
Off a pig for the sake of my sex life
Off a pig for the sake of my sex life
PIG!
e) THE ARYAN CHRIST AS BIRTHDAY CLOWN
The Aryan Christ as birthday clown
f) POCKET-DIALING THE VICTIMS
They heard me boast about last night's roast
of actual baby back ribs
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8. |
This is My Dog Bowl
00:05
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THIS IS MY DOG BOWL
This is my dog bowl
[from "Christmas Rejects"]
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9. |
Shaanxi Death Cave
00:53
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SHAANXI DEATH CAVE
Hesitant with a post-hole digger.
Oil and force makes the hole get bigger.
The gray shithole of another kind of knockout.
The clay is cold when you pull your fuckin’ cock out.
[from "Recreational Episiotomy"]
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10. |
Horno Microondas
00:58
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HORNO MICROONDAS
Arcs are flashing within the gray
The door is opened all of the way
Her rap is like a microwave oven
Panties get wetter as she starts to shed
She breaks her own fingers clawing at the floor
Heaven ... is here
Heaven ... is her
Poisoned resources
Ruptured synapses
Undetectable heat electrical
[from "House of the Rising Collapse"]
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11. |
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etc
[from "Zenyattà Mondipshit" EP]
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12. |
Rate My Schlong
00:05
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RATE MY SCHLONG
Long ... nice. Thick ... nice. Pretty ... nice. All nice.
[from "House of the Rising Collapse"]
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13. |
The Boats
00:25
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[from "The Nice Price" EP]
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14. |
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DRUNK DRIVING CLASS OF 1994
Tanned love-debris and the chrome tidalwave.
Mister Mesh is misdirected and starts to misbehave.
He's socially connected from beyond the grave.
Just because you're dead doesn't mean you're not an asshole.
[from "Devil's Cigar"]
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15. |
Three Brown Eyes
00:19
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THREE BROWN EYES
She's got three brown eyes.
Two dilated, and one violated.
[from "The Nice Price" EP]
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16. |
Я Toys Us?
00:47
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Я TOYS US?
Hey man, what's the deal?
Tell the truth, baby - is love real?
Hey man, what's the deal?
TOYSUS CHЯIST TOYSUS TOYSUS CHЯIST TOYSUS CHЯIST
Daren't thar be fuck? Is it recognized?
Shall we saddle up? Is it made of lies?
Is it blood or luck filling up the shaft?
Don't you just secrete to ease a couple laughs?
Interactive drama queen cheapening
Retroactive reimagining
Devastate the heavenly memory
Renovate the fate of our history
[from "Born to Relax"]
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17. |
Suicidio Dalla Polizia
00:36
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SUICIDIO DALLA POLIZIA
You keep the peace on a fuckin’ short leash.
Die OR KILL ME. Die OR KILL ME.
Kill me you fucking pig. Kill me you fucking pig.
I will kill you, or I’ll die, and it will feel so good for you to…
[from "Fully Turgid"]
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18. |
Sexually Retarded Gods
00:34
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SEXUALLY RETARDED GODS
Water-dependent early adopter.
All of the hands of slaves and their masters offer a plea.
They’re singing their paean.
Oatburner thrashing out in the sea and
The clutch of sexually retarded overlords may be pleased.
[from "You'll Never Work in This Town Again"]
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19. |
Curmbox
00:20
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CURMBOX
Fadoul Rothery has a bat in the pants.
Cruel and incomprehensible.
You’ve got nothing better to do.
That unobtainable Sparticus
My multimedia abacus
has taken over the conversation.
[from "Recreational Episiotomy"]
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20. |
Myholo
01:02
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MYHOLO
There aren't enough hammers and there aren't enough drills.
There aren't enough days and there aren't enough pills.
There aren't enough words and there aren't enough knives.
There aren't enough coffins and there aren't enough lives.
There aren't enough hours and there aren't enough graves.
There aren't enough drugs and there aren't enough slaves.
There aren't enough swords and there aren't enough pens.
There aren't enough doses and there aren't enough friends.
[from "You'll Never Work in This Town Again"]
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(NOTE: unrelated to the Theophagus song of the same name)
A STREETCAR NAMED FUCK YOU
Me and you and a streetcar named Boo.
Me and Boo and a dog named Fuck You.
[from "Devil's Cigar"]
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22. |
The Corpse Farts
00:41
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[from "You'll Never Work in This Town Again"]
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23. |
Fat Cox
00:38
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FAT COX
Courtney Cox looks good in a fat suit
Courtney Cox with a hollow rubber poop chute
[from "House of the Rising Collapse"]
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24. |
Pap Reek / Sippy
01:15
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a) PAP REEK
Down the hatch with a shit-covered cock
Down your chin, cold sweaty ball rot
Greenish turd up inside urethra
Hairy cream tang, cumin and paprika
Fuck you, alligator
Eat shit, crocodile
Shut the fuck up, alligator
Suck my cock, crocodile
b) SIPPY
Walk
Choppin' up a stick o' chalk
Sippy, chokin' down a cuckoo cock
Sippy sup in Kona cup
I'm having trouble when I talk
't'oughtta be obvious shock
It's a California four o'clock
Sippy sup
I'm having trouble with my breathing
Vapor lock
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ONE MORE VIDEO [with Chunkstyle]
There is a way to do this shit, and this isn't it.
Isn’t it. Isn’t it. Isn’t it.
It ain’t gonna mean one more fuckin’ video.
It ain’t gonna mean one more fuckin’ video.
It ain’t gonna mean one more fuckin’ video.
It ain’t gonna mean one more fuckin’ video.
Call Vince!
Fuck.
Shit balls.
Fuck it balls tits.
Fuck it!
Fuck!
Somebody’s gotta give a shit, not me.
Call Vince!
Fuck. Fuck!
Shit balls.
Fuck. Fuck!
Fuck it balls tits.
Fuck it!
Fuuuuuuuck.
[from "Ameribombada" by RecEpis and Chunkstyle]
features the voice of Ernie "Ghoulardi" Anderson
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26. |
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LOOKING FOR SWAN AT 17th AND MISSION
Billy Boy
What happened to the sculptures and puppets?
[from split w/The Claus Bros.]
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27. |
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KNIFEPLAY WITH THE VOCALLY UNENTHUSIASTIC
Dig way down in your heart
You’ve got this feeling that I’m just holding you down
Tonight I gotta cut
Cut everybody
FIRST -- the knife goes in and around
SECOND -- put you six feet underground
THIRD -- I’ll take control of your soul
FOUR - Whoooa, I'm turning it
I gotta cut your guts loose
EVERYBODY CUT
everybodycuteverybodycutcutevery
bodycuteverybodycutcuteverybody
everybodycuteverybodycutcutevery
bodycuteverybodycutcuteverybody
everybodycuteverybodycutcutevery
bodycuteverybodycutcuteverybody
[from "House of the Rising Collapse"]
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28. |
The Bowling Pin
00:34
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THE BOWLING PIN
You should see bowling pin Pam
Fuck herself in the ass with a loaded shotgun
I will only be truly satisfied
When I can go to the cemetery
Lay down in the shade
Carve a hole in the dirt and
FUCK HER GRAVE.
[from split w/The Claus Bros.]
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29. |
How About Those Leafs?
00:32
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HOW ABOUT THOSE LEAFS?
Set in amethyst and Halothane kissed
Thirty-thousand words per second, covered in piss
Serving virgin wine in halcyon times
He may be kind of brutal but at least he is mine
[from "House of the Rising Collapse"]
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30. |
Feed the Pope's Corpse
00:08
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FEED THE POPE'S CORPSE
Feed the corpse
The Pope's corpse
Feed the Pope's corpse to the poor
[from "House of the Rising Collapse"]
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31. |
Powerwalker Casserole
01:11
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POWERWALKER CASSEROLE
Strip all the meat from the groin to the ankle
Just a couple hours from treadmill to table
Preheat oven to three-hundred fifty
5 minutes per pound, she'll be done in a jiffy
Cookin' a leg, cook-cookin' a leg
The leg of a jogger, cook-cookin' a leg
[from "Fully Turgid"]
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32. |
Skeleton Snow
01:43
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[from "Fully Turgid"]
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33. |
Bukakke Wheelchair
00:10
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BUKAKKE WHEELCHAIR
I am my own birthday cake
[from split w/Theophagus]
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34. |
Birdlimed
00:46
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BIRDLIMED
Osteomalacia and a cherry cheese bear claw.
Sensory aphasia, face down into the dirt.
Strung up in a silver fir while they labor on the Koi pond.
Lace sachet of lavender broke open on my shirt.
[from "You'll Never Work in This Town Again"]
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35. |
Edgar Allan Whoa
01:05
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EDGAR ALLAN WHOA
The role of Poe has gone to Keanu
[from "Born to Relax"]
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SEND MOAR THEM PILS PILS PILS PILS
Smell the bile comin' up my throat
Smell the stale smoke on my coat
Fragile and helpless as a kite
Gotta gotta get a Pharsley Premacy tonight
"Bob" - SNED-MOAR-THEM pilspilspilspilspilspilspilspilspilspilspils
I didn't overdose, I'm just overdosing
O blessed oblong curse, o blessed oblong curse
Liver chalkboard
The leak smells burnt and it wasn't even worth it
[from "Born to Relax"]
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37. |
(AKA Cat Haus Medley)
00:16
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a) BRISK
b) CHICKEN FRIED BEAR CLAW
c) XXXL TUBE TOP [studio version]
d) FRANK
e) "MONKEY ORGANISM'S IS THE MONKEY ORGASIM'S"
f) PIT
[from "Cat Haus" EP]
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etc
[previously unreleased]
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39. |
Mister Lucifer
00:42
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[from "Christmas Rejects"]
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40. |
Stoned Cat in Boat
00:07
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STONED CAT IN BOAT
Smoky-eared mildew hell
[from "House of the Rising Collapse"]
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