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Eat Shit (The Best of RecEpis, Vol. 1)

by Recreational Episiotomy

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1.
Riotgoyim 00:05
RIOTGOYIM Inappropriate sentimentality. [from split w/ Theophagus]
2.
SOUR BLACK FUTILITY Garlic handsaw bit, the pot fund kit. Alabama buck chick flirtatiously dug kink. [from "You'll Never Work in This Town Again"]
3.
BING BANG CLANG Do you want another dream? Do you want another dream? Do you want another wolf's dream? On the right, on the left, pull your coat over your head A hundred and thirty éclairs [from "House of the Rising Collapse"] based on a dream by Dion McGregor
4.
Pollen 00:14
POLLEN Biting the stamen, the skin turning sweet Yellowing, softening dust-covered meat Rotting alive Cracking at the seams A sweet mound of decomposing pollen. [from "Neverfuckingmind"]
5.
Jay's Grave 00:20
JAY'S GRAVE A swingin' single mother and a ton of man. Such was the shame of the sign of the times. [from "You'll Never Work in This Town Again"]
6.
WHEN HORNS BREAK OFF Knowing where you live, it used to be so wide The land is covered up for life inside Listen to the ground, the snow is cold and soft In the month where the moon is the one when Horns break off. [from split w/Theophagus]
7.
a) VOMAN ROMIT Voman Romit b) KKK2D2 KKK2D2 c) LIKE A BABY'S DICK FUCKING AN APPLE Like a baby's dick fucking an apple APPLE! d) OFF A PIG FOR THE SAKE OF MY SEX LIFE Off a pig for the sake of my sex life Off a pig for the sake of my sex life PIG! e) THE ARYAN CHRIST AS BIRTHDAY CLOWN The Aryan Christ as birthday clown f) POCKET-DIALING THE VICTIMS They heard me boast about last night's roast of actual baby back ribs
8.
THIS IS MY DOG BOWL This is my dog bowl [from "Christmas Rejects"]
9.
SHAANXI DEATH CAVE Hesitant with a post-hole digger. Oil and force makes the hole get bigger. The gray shithole of another kind of knockout. The clay is cold when you pull your fuckin’ cock out. [from "Recreational Episiotomy"]
10.
HORNO MICROONDAS Arcs are flashing within the gray The door is opened all of the way Her rap is like a microwave oven Panties get wetter as she starts to shed She breaks her own fingers clawing at the floor Heaven ... is here Heaven ... is her Poisoned resources Ruptured synapses Undetectable heat electrical [from "House of the Rising Collapse"]
11.
etc [from "Zenyattà Mondipshit" EP]
12.
RATE MY SCHLONG Long ... nice. Thick ... nice. Pretty ... nice. All nice. [from "House of the Rising Collapse"]
13.
The Boats 00:25
[from "The Nice Price" EP]
14.
DRUNK DRIVING CLASS OF 1994 Tanned love-debris and the chrome tidalwave. Mister Mesh is misdirected and starts to misbehave. He's socially connected from beyond the grave. Just because you're dead doesn't mean you're not an asshole. [from "Devil's Cigar"]
15.
THREE BROWN EYES She's got three brown eyes. Two dilated, and one violated. [from "The Nice Price" EP]
16.
Я Toys Us? 00:47
Я TOYS US? Hey man, what's the deal? Tell the truth, baby - is love real? Hey man, what's the deal? TOYSUS CHЯIST TOYSUS TOYSUS CHЯIST TOYSUS CHЯIST Daren't thar be fuck? Is it recognized? Shall we saddle up? Is it made of lies? Is it blood or luck filling up the shaft? Don't you just secrete to ease a couple laughs? Interactive drama queen cheapening Retroactive reimagining Devastate the heavenly memory Renovate the fate of our history [from "Born to Relax"]
17.
SUICIDIO DALLA POLIZIA You keep the peace on a fuckin’ short leash. Die OR KILL ME. Die OR KILL ME. Kill me you fucking pig. Kill me you fucking pig. I will kill you, or I’ll die, and it will feel so good for you to… [from "Fully Turgid"]
18.
SEXUALLY RETARDED GODS Water-dependent early adopter. All of the hands of slaves and their masters offer a plea. They’re singing their paean. Oatburner thrashing out in the sea and The clutch of sexually retarded overlords may be pleased. [from "You'll Never Work in This Town Again"]
19.
Curmbox 00:20
CURMBOX Fadoul Rothery has a bat in the pants. Cruel and incomprehensible. You’ve got nothing better to do. That unobtainable Sparticus My multimedia abacus has taken over the conversation. [from "Recreational Episiotomy"]
20.
Myholo 01:02
MYHOLO There aren't enough hammers and there aren't enough drills. There aren't enough days and there aren't enough pills. There aren't enough words and there aren't enough knives. There aren't enough coffins and there aren't enough lives. There aren't enough hours and there aren't enough graves. There aren't enough drugs and there aren't enough slaves. There aren't enough swords and there aren't enough pens. There aren't enough doses and there aren't enough friends. [from "You'll Never Work in This Town Again"]
21.
(NOTE: unrelated to the Theophagus song of the same name) A STREETCAR NAMED FUCK YOU Me and you and a streetcar named Boo. Me and Boo and a dog named Fuck You. [from "Devil's Cigar"]
22.
[from "You'll Never Work in This Town Again"]
23.
Fat Cox 00:38
FAT COX Courtney Cox looks good in a fat suit Courtney Cox with a hollow rubber poop chute [from "House of the Rising Collapse"]
24.
a) PAP REEK Down the hatch with a shit-covered cock Down your chin, cold sweaty ball rot Greenish turd up inside urethra Hairy cream tang, cumin and paprika Fuck you, alligator Eat shit, crocodile Shut the fuck up, alligator Suck my cock, crocodile b) SIPPY Walk Choppin' up a stick o' chalk Sippy, chokin' down a cuckoo cock Sippy sup in Kona cup I'm having trouble when I talk 't'oughtta be obvious shock It's a California four o'clock Sippy sup I'm having trouble with my breathing Vapor lock
25.
ONE MORE VIDEO [with Chunkstyle] There is a way to do this shit, and this isn't it. Isn’t it. Isn’t it. Isn’t it. It ain’t gonna mean one more fuckin’ video. It ain’t gonna mean one more fuckin’ video. It ain’t gonna mean one more fuckin’ video. It ain’t gonna mean one more fuckin’ video. Call Vince! Fuck. Shit balls. Fuck it balls tits. Fuck it! Fuck! Somebody’s gotta give a shit, not me. Call Vince! Fuck. Fuck! Shit balls. Fuck. Fuck! Fuck it balls tits. Fuck it! Fuuuuuuuck. [from "Ameribombada" by RecEpis and Chunkstyle] features the voice of Ernie "Ghoulardi" Anderson
26.
LOOKING FOR SWAN AT 17th AND MISSION Billy Boy What happened to the sculptures and puppets? [from split w/The Claus Bros.]
27.
KNIFEPLAY WITH THE VOCALLY UNENTHUSIASTIC Dig way down in your heart You’ve got this feeling that I’m just holding you down Tonight I gotta cut Cut everybody FIRST -- the knife goes in and around SECOND -- put you six feet underground THIRD -- I’ll take control of your soul FOUR - Whoooa, I'm turning it I gotta cut your guts loose EVERYBODY CUT everybodycuteverybodycutcutevery bodycuteverybodycutcuteverybody everybodycuteverybodycutcutevery bodycuteverybodycutcuteverybody everybodycuteverybodycutcutevery bodycuteverybodycutcuteverybody [from "House of the Rising Collapse"]
28.
THE BOWLING PIN You should see bowling pin Pam Fuck herself in the ass with a loaded shotgun I will only be truly satisfied When I can go to the cemetery Lay down in the shade Carve a hole in the dirt and FUCK HER GRAVE. [from split w/The Claus Bros.]
29.
HOW ABOUT THOSE LEAFS? Set in amethyst and Halothane kissed Thirty-thousand words per second, covered in piss Serving virgin wine in halcyon times He may be kind of brutal but at least he is mine [from "House of the Rising Collapse"]
30.
FEED THE POPE'S CORPSE Feed the corpse The Pope's corpse Feed the Pope's corpse to the poor [from "House of the Rising Collapse"]
31.
POWERWALKER CASSEROLE Strip all the meat from the groin to the ankle Just a couple hours from treadmill to table Preheat oven to three-hundred fifty 5 minutes per pound, she'll be done in a jiffy Cookin' a leg, cook-cookin' a leg The leg of a jogger, cook-cookin' a leg [from "Fully Turgid"]
32.
[from "Fully Turgid"]
33.
BUKAKKE WHEELCHAIR I am my own birthday cake [from split w/Theophagus]
34.
Birdlimed 00:46
BIRDLIMED Osteomalacia and a cherry cheese bear claw. Sensory aphasia, face down into the dirt. Strung up in a silver fir while they labor on the Koi pond. Lace sachet of lavender broke open on my shirt. [from "You'll Never Work in This Town Again"]
35.
EDGAR ALLAN WHOA The role of Poe has gone to Keanu [from "Born to Relax"]
36.
SEND MOAR THEM PILS PILS PILS PILS Smell the bile comin' up my throat Smell the stale smoke on my coat Fragile and helpless as a kite Gotta gotta get a Pharsley Premacy tonight "Bob" - SNED-MOAR-THEM pilspilspilspilspilspilspilspilspilspilspils I didn't overdose, I'm just overdosing O blessed oblong curse, o blessed oblong curse Liver chalkboard The leak smells burnt and it wasn't even worth it [from "Born to Relax"]
37.
a) BRISK b) CHICKEN FRIED BEAR CLAW c) XXXL TUBE TOP [studio version] d) FRANK e) "MONKEY ORGANISM'S IS THE MONKEY ORGASIM'S" f) PIT [from "Cat Haus" EP]
38.
etc [previously unreleased]
39.
[from "Christmas Rejects"]
40.
STONED CAT IN BOAT Smoky-eared mildew hell [from "House of the Rising Collapse"]

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" EAT SHIT "
THE BEST OF RECREATIONAL EPISIOTOMY

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BEST OF ALL THE GREATEST COLLECTION OF HITS SAMPLER OVERVIEW AND BEGINNER'S GUIDE TO THE COMPILATION OF THE TOP SINGLES AND MOST POPULAR FAN'S CHOICE RECREATIONAL EPISIOTOMY FAVORITES, VOLUME ONE BECAUSE IT'S ALL ABOUT THE MUSIC PART 1 INTRODUCTORY RETROSPECTIVE FUCK YOU

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