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Beaten with a Stocking Full of Dildos

from Thanks For Ruining Christmas by Recreational Episiotomy

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BEATEN WITH A STOCKING FULL OF DILDOS

Christmas morning
Without warning
Here comes a stocking full of dildos!
Violent surprise
Stockings oversized
It took a lot of dongs to fill those!
The kids were sleeping
Now they're weeping
"Why, dad, why you wanna hit us?"
He laughs with glee,
And mercilessly
Beats them, screaming, "Merry Christmas!"

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from Thanks For Ruining Christmas, released December 25, 2015

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