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I Got More Blank Than Blank / Pigmothersuckwad

from Hogwash Warhorse by Theophagus

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I GOT MORE BLANK THAN BLANK

I dance through the flowers like a windowsill
Playin' ketchup on my pickup with a purple bill
Silly suckamuthafucka tries to gank my shoes
And I'm-a bust a fryin' pan between his baby blues
Pickled carrots in my pockets and I'm ready to slide
With my hangin' fuck-rudder I can squeeze my pride
And I lay more pipe than Mario Bros
And I grab Eddie Munster and I punch him in the nose
[???????????] salad on my plate
And I'm like Hank Rollins, I got weight
A 3.5 in the crack of my ass
And you don't catch a ride without gas
Fool I'm-a school ya, meanin' I'm-a bore you to death
But I hope you don't smell the snootchie on my breath
My rhymes are self-adhesive so don't bother to lick
But it seems I spoke too soon, cheese-dick

PIGMOTHERSUCKWAD

F-U-C-K-O-F-F and D-I-E, back offa me
'Cuz I'm dangerous, sometimes Power Rangerous
I don't fuck around so give me my changerous
Yeah, and you don't stop at the four-way intersection
Put much flex in, I'm flexin' in the mirror like Commando
They gave me the go-ahead, said, "go man go"
The concrete's on fire as my tires squeal like Ned Beatty
[[[[????????? thunderpeel?]]]]
You're a pig in the mud and I'm a horse in the barn
"I'm the stallion" like Kim Korn Carne
And I'm-a get way down and then get high
[[?? on your ass like a diaper-pie
So clean your [clock] and your [booties?] and come along
And clap your hands while you sing this song
Pigmothersuckwad ("what's up, Ferris, how's your bod?")
Pigmothersuckwad (The Sadistic Bunch, the Marky Marquis de Sade)
Pigmothersuckwad (Nick's at the CPU buildin' a WAD)
Pigmothersuckwad (play this shit and it'll get outlawed)
Pigmothersuckwad ("time, it's in the hand of God")
Pigmothersuckwad (I'm gonna smack you in the face with a dirt clod)

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from Hogwash Warhorse, released July 30, 2015

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