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MINSTREL KRINGLE (Don't Even Mention Zwarte Piet)

He fell down the chimney, covered in soot
On his lips, white paint he put
Blackface Santa, he make joke
about fried chicken and being broke
He burned crosses on the lawns o'
families celebrating Kwanzaa
He pissed them off with a racist stunt
involving a wrapping paper blunt
The Kwanzaa hymnals in his mouth
are taken from "Song of the South"
An angry mob screaming and yellin'
'cause Santa made a joke about a watermelon
Edgy racial humor's not
the strong suit of this red-suit twat
HE'S ABOUT TO GET KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!
K-Kris-Kringle's death looms near
Reindeer will not help you here
They caught Santa trying to flee
They lynched him from a Christmas tree

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from Thanks For Ruining Christmas, released December 25, 2015

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