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SECRET SANTA

I know you know I'm Santa, though people call me Steve
I'm parked across the street from your house Christmas Eve
I watch you wrapping presents, the children's Christmas loot
I jerk behind the wheel and stain my Santa suit

Soon I'll take your children and put them in a sack
Hang it from a tree and beat it with a bat
I'll snatch away your husband, bind his hands and feet
Chain him to my bumper then sleigh ride down your street

I know you know I'm Santa, no matter what you say
I'm parked across the street for all of Christmas day

I'll take you to my workshop, a crawlspace with no laws
Now you'll keep the secret that you're my Mrs. Claus
You're my Mrs. Claus
You're my Mrs. Claus

I'm checking my list, and I know that I've been naughty
(with a razor at my wrist)
Your hubby won't be missed, and they'll never find the body
(it's cut up and wrapped as gifts)
A black Christmas wreath and a stocking full of teeth
Rest in peace

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from Thanks For Ruining Christmas, released December 25, 2015

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