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The Religion Song

from I Ain't Weird by Theophagus

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THE RELIGION SONG

Jesus was a woman and Moses was a queer
Job invented LSD and God invented beer
Satan did a lap dog and John had sex with cats
Eve hung out in nightclubs and Judas went to Fat's
Samuel was busted for robbing liquor stores
Obadiah liked the Stones and Amos liked the Doors
Micah rode a skateboard and blistered both his knees
Joshua was blown away by thirty homie G's
Baa baa blasphemer, have you any faith?
Fuck no, bag ho', thou hast lost an eighth!
Mark went on Geraldo and Luke on Ricki Lake
Jonah bought a dime bag and he and Lot were baked
Cain & Abel shared a place and Adam lived alone
Matthew played Nintendo and Ezra played trombone
Peter followed Ruth around until he hit the skins
Jeremiah wore a wig and Noah scuba fins
Mary worked at Burger King, Isaiah worked at Shell
Malachi went to the track and Joseph went to hell

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from I Ain't Weird, released August 16, 2015

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