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Trainwreck​-​In​-​Law

from Teenage Mutant Home Recording by Theophagus

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TRAINWRECK-IN-LAW

He was a disheveled gamer, a bulging pudding container
We called him Grimace Pontoon, beat down one day afternoon
His girl was ripe off of Boone's
She'd be right there with a spoon
Don't know what he did to tame her
But she's my sister so I couldn't really blame her
Were we inside, you'd get a free ride to the moon
It was a trainwreck

I was a bent walking boner, head full of copier toner
And all I wanted was mine - I had to sign on the line
The ink was bloodied with wine
I said, "hey, thanks for the vine"
He thought I was just a stoner
But I got even on an afternoon drive phoner
I said, "eezus-jay eist-kray, it's a sign!"
It was a trainwreck

We called it "Idiot Whaling" or "Putting Grease on the Railing"
And that triangular beak, it got me sick for a week
But right before I could speak I saw the car in the creek
And then I knew it was sailing - not exactly smooth
But every penny spent in tailing was my back rent
But it was well spent on that freak

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from Teenage Mutant Home Recording, released July 1, 2015

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