Tandem Dog Walk

from The Earliest Year by Theophagus

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TANDEM DOG WALK

Walk the Beat Street with sneakers on my feet
and a cigarette hangin' from my lip
A bounce in my walk and a mumble in my talk
and Walkman hangin' on my hip
Just a-boppin' down the road, all the mean people FOAD
No job, no car, no girl
But I got a Duncan Butterfly and I know if I try
I could really go round the world
But you need another yo to do a Tandem Dog Walk
Yes you need another yo for that trick
And if you get bored just bust it in a sock
and wipe on your shirt with your dick
Keep the beat steady and some more tapes ready
with Duke Robillard or John Zorn
The real freaky music or some blues if you use it
or vocals by Buzzo Osbourne
Got a tune, now the moon is lookin' out at high noon
and I'm shakin' my head like a dunce
But with the yo-yo, I got a ways to go
If I ever wanna do two Walk-the-Dogs at once
'Cause you need another yo to do a Tandem Dog Walk
Yes you need another yo for that stunt
And if you get bored of me kissin' your ass
Then turn around and I'll kiss your cunt/front
You need another yo to do a Tandem Dog Walk
Yes you need another yo for that trick
And if you get bored just bust it in a sock
and wipe on your shirt with your dick/prick
Gemini Loops (all you guys are dupes!)
Rock the Baby (don't mean maybe)
Ursa Minor (nothin' finer in the diner)
Double or Nothing (no I ain't bluffing)

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from The Earliest Year, released December 8, 2015

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