Book II: Touch of Max Nerds

by Xoc & Heavy Friends

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The second installment of the Xoc & Heavy Friends phenomenon! This time around (2007), audio contributions came from all over the web (and the globe), and Xoc was able to piece together an entire album of the weirdest genre-humping patchwork oddballs yet. Internet collaboration meets mail-art-DIY at its finest!

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released September 13, 2007

[see individual track info for specifics]

HEAVY FRIENDS 2007:

Alastair Campbell * Alex Atchley * ansgaros * Ashane * atomic-guy * Battlerager * Blue Dot * Boogles * Chunklet Mark-II * Chunkstyle * Dan Lillie * Dennis * Disasterpeace * DoctorBlackJack * Ethan Laseter (Hackabusa) * Furby * Hassan * Hunter * Hussain * JellyDonut52 * Jesse Bishop * Kidd Cabbage * Klefmung * Martin Kouba * megamatt * M-H * MrBoglin * Nik * Paragon * Phlogiston * SABERinBLUE * SAL * Scott Porter * Shawn Huckabay * Shawn Phase * Snytbaggen * Spamtron * Spookmeister C * Stemage * Tackle * Tammy McAlister * The Chunklet * Tropwen * WizWars * XMark * Xplo * Zoast * and XOC

Thanks to the members of the Shizz, VGMix, Metroid Metal, and M2K2 forums.

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Track Name: Countdown / Ass Commander
Begin countdown... now.
Ten! Nine! Eight! Seven!
SIX SIX SIX
Let's play "ASS COMMANDER"
Track Name: Cattyfat
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Oon-AHH-oon-oon-AHH-uh-OH!-ah-oh yeah y-y-yeah y-y-UGHN! (etc.)

Fuck you, Xoc!
You're as good as dead!

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Track Name: oh ok
oh ok

A classic of arcade shooting is being revived in a big way for the PSP. Retailers in Japan report that Konami will bring five Gradius titles to the PSP as part of one content-packed collection. Titled Gradius Portable, the single UMD disk will include Gradius I, II, III, IV and Gradius Gaiden. BITCH
Track Name: The Dry Run
Let's do a dry run. WAUGGGHHH
aaahn uggggghn
Track Name: Joulupukin Entinen Pikku Apuri
Tonttu on ilkeä
Todella pahansuopa
Lempiruoka laatikkå
Se hänelle tuopa
Tai Helvetissä palat
Riimut ja kalat
Elämän salat
Kaikki tuntee paha tonttu
Joka kantaa nimeä Jonttu
Tontun Jontun
Askareet Paskareet
Track Name: Grindfail
You, sir, are a failure
WABGUBHBAGUAGABAHGUHGGHGABA
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
YAH-boo-bog-eehg-wahn-ee-neigggh NOG EEG AAYYYY
eYe-etc
Track Name: Wait Wait Wait
wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
omonnemowetihwmedtiwpeelstnowi
Track Name: In The House Off The Hook
Baby baby yeah
YEAH-HEH
C'mon, whoaaa-hoo-whoa
In the house! Off the hook!
No, no, no
Baby baby yeah
YEAH-HEH
C'mon, whoaaa-hoo-whoa
In the house! Off the hook!
Hoogh! Heh-hah! WOOO
Track Name: Steel Ball
STEEL BALL BIIITCH
ooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaa
soon the souls of the innocent will burn in hell eternallllllllllllllllllll
WHY
Track Name: People Online Are Weird
I don't care, I don't care about other people online.
So I don't play games for the social aspect
...'cause people online are weird.

Stick it in your butt girl AYYYEEEEARRRRR (repeat)
Track Name: Comb Song
snort purr purr (etc.)
Track Name: Stoof Anthem
1-2-3-STOOF ahhhh AHHHHHH
Track Name: ASSNAKKESSSS!
Are you a fuckin asssssSSSSNAKES!!?
In the Cow Milker minigame,
the player that milks the most cows wins.
uh-HOO-ah-hooahhoohoo
Track Name: The Robot Equivalent of Finger Lickin'
This piece is going to feature a lot of finger lickin' tremolo.
Fuck fuck fuck that robot ass! Fuck that robot!
Ooohh. Ooohh!
Track Name: Comb Song (Reprise) / Everyone at Once
I want everyone to be on this one!
Track Name: O.D.K. Parts II, III, IV
oof da kitty
NOO GUYS
in the club ge'in' tipsy
neh neh naahh bidda bittabitta BEEAAGH
doot pount pount pigga pount doot deeOUUUGGHGGGGG etc etc