Recreational Episiotomy EP

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The First Five Recreational Episiotomy EPs Remixed & Remastered
#1: "Recreational Episiotomy" [commonly known as "Dale"]

The debut of Recreational Episiotomy! Topics introduced on this inaugural slab 'o' wax include cocaine, e-mail spam, at least two different serial killers, disappointing backing vocals, a very bemusing Japanese fetish, living in a condemned office building with a leaky roof, the natural progression from "beer goggles" to "whiskey wetsuit", the ownership of the land for recreational (!) purposes, first-time anal sex, time-shifting radio broadcast delay, and venereal disease. Also Lou Reed. And Whitney Houston.

NOTE: the original masters for two of the songs on this EP have gone missing over the years. (Guess which two!) Both songs have been reconstructed out of similar audio elements to create a new master.

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released January 23, 2016

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Track Name: Fuckball Through the Wang Time Tunnel
FUCKBALL THROUGH THE WANG TIME TUNNEL

Do you hear what I hear?
Track Name: Curmbox
CURMBOX

Fadoul Rothery has a bat in the pants
Cruel and incomprehensible
You’ve got nothing better to do
That unobtainable Spartacus
My multimedia abacus has taken over the conversation
Track Name: Gelignis
GELIGNIS

Love at first sight through the faceshield of an EOD suit.
Track Name: Someone Got Up on the Wrong Side of the Crawlspace
SOMEONE GOT UP ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE CRAWLSPACE

Time for the amalgamated Freudian catalyst to get things done around here.
Time enough for him to roll up his sleeves and cut some fucking arms off.
This drove me to ruin my life, this drove me not.
This drove me to ruin my life, this drove me not.
This drove me to ruin my life, this drove me not.
Track Name: Denke's Pickles
DENKE’S PICKLES

Ax and brine
Casks of casket wine
Track Name: Nuts to the Sky
NUTS TO THE SKY

Fuck you assholes, I’m taking back what is rightfully mine.
You buy and sell evolutionary instinct.
You hang up the rope barriers.
Fuck you assholes, I’m taking back what is rightfully mine.
Track Name: Tarte Sperme
TARTE SPERME

Foul and sour
Affixed with mildew vichyssoise
The smell of a thrift store afghan
The consolation withers
It’s the soundtrack to your debasement
On a wet floor.
As the rats in the laboratory
- as the rats convulse.
Track Name: Shaanxi Death Cave
SHAANXI DEATH CAVE

Hesitant with a post-hole digger.
Oil and force makes the hole get bigger.
The gray shithole of another kind of knockout.
The clay is cold when you pull your fuckin’ cock out.
Track Name: Pouring Poison Down My Throat
POURING POISON DOWN MY THROAT

Your flagon has never seen a grape.
I’ll be right back
There’s something I have to justify.
I’m almost there.
Track Name: Fix-It Ticket
FIX-IT TICKET

Wipe that smile off the face of the Earth.
You’re insured a dangerous anxiety
For as long as the lead holds
Your guardian angels
Scream their way out of your burning, shitty asshole.
Track Name: The Bulge
THE BULGE [a.k.a. ORANGEVALE HOT JUICE, a.k.a. THE BIG HUGE]

Read the word, not the color.
Hand to mouth.
Hand to mouth.
Hand to mouth.
Hand to mouth.
Hand to mouth.
You’re not bright enough to make yourself happy.
Track Name: I Blew My Load on the Yellow Brick Road
I BLEW MY LOAD ON THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD

Load, prick, yellow the swallow.
Load, prick, yellow the swallow.
Load, prick, yellow the swallow.
Track Name: Packing Tape For McCaffery's Mouth
PACKING TAPE FOR McCAFFERY’S MOUTH

In my benevolent fantasy
I will name you Octave.
Just shut up and play.
Track Name: There Be Dangers Here
THERE BE DANGERS HERE

A nude doctor stands
With his penis attached to the inner workings of a windmill.
Track Name: The Gasoline Stomp
THE GASOLINE STOMP

Impaled through the brain on a shrink-wrapped jewel case.
I’ve bought the farm and now I’m demanding a refund.
Give it up for Queen Bitch Gasoline.
Track Name: In Defense of Misogyny
IN DEFENSE OF MISOGYNY

I see no women
I only see people
If women are
If people are
If women are
If people are
I see no people
I only see pieces of fucking shit.
Track Name: Lou Reed Jacks Off On Your Face While You Sleep
LOU REED JACKS OFF ON YOUR FACE WHILE YOU SLEEP

You’re believing your own press right now
And you’re looking for love.
A menacing swagger that simply burns
into her stinging eyes the essence du velvets.
Track Name: Old Growth Connecticut Valley Thorn Bushes
OLD GROWTH CONNECTICUT VALLEY THORN BUSHES

My alternate realities are bound to be a little more alternate.
Bound to be a little more frayed.
Bound to be a little more twisted.
Track Name: Muchacho del Vientre
MUCHACHO DEL VIENTRE

All of the dormant diseases you gave me all at once
In you they never seemed to come alive
And while you were sleeping
The spiders that crawled into your cunt
In you they never started to writhe
Track Name: Gospel Curlicues
GOSPEL CURLICUES

Sweaty, neon drug skeleton.