Heavy Family Disk 5​-​A

by Xoc & Heavy Friends

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about

The fifth Heavy Friends project is a BIG'N! So much so that I'm making it last all year!
This is the first 30-min installment of the latest X&HF "album" - and hopefully the beginning of a continuous, year-long format in collaboration... with an all-new EP at the end of each quarter of 2020!



[apologies for the temp art; watch this space for updated versions]

UPDATES:
April 1: EP is released!
April 2: Fixed typos; added as many lyrics as I could (still working on others)

credits

released April 2, 2020

Thanks as always to my Heavy Friends/Family for providing your input. The job of identifying who played what on each track is going to take some time. There are many more contributors coming next time, and if I misidentified you or left you off this list, let me know. For now I can list everyone (I think) you will hear for the next half an hour:

Alex Atchley
Ansgaros
armorthehomeless
Boogles
cetera
Chunkstyle & Family
Cory Johnson
CPacaud
Creeper
Damian Sol
Diehard Café
DisasterPEACE
Diseased Project
Doctor Blackjack
Dr. Manhattan
EP-ZP
Erich WK
Hackabusa
House the Grate
Illzbury Flowboy
Jake Helland
Jason Vincion
Jay Kim
jediknightalan
Jesse Bishop
JMR
Josiah Tobin
JRC
KirbyPro
Maiko
Mattattaq Baqfromiraq
Megamatt
M-H
Nario
Natalie Nicole
nEwT
Omnideth
Omniverse
One Dick
OverCoat
Panda Spice Twit
Phlogiston
Pingosimon
Rayth Xelos
Ronin Op F
Shawn Phase
Spookmeister C
Streifig
The Fart-Friendly Casual Gaming Lounge
thebeautyofGRIND
Travis Bolek
Tropwen
UrVile
Weener
Xmark
Xoc
XPLO

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Track Name: Heavy Family 5 Medley
HEAVY FAMILY 5 MEDLEY:

1a) INTRO

heavy friends
HEAVY FRIENDS!!
...I wanna say...five?

1b) STANDARD DEATH WORSHIP

1c) SHIRTS SO MANY! aka NATALIE'S CLOSET

So, I have like a hundred shirts.
And my dresser's entirely filled with them?
And I have even MORE shirts laying on my SOFA.
And I'm like...
I still want MORE. I don't give a fuck!

1d) HIWAY LOWAY ISAY NOWAY

Highway, low way, I say: NO WAY
Highway, low way, I say: NO WAY
The day is still young, my heavy friend...
{REPEAT}

1e) STANDARD DEATH WORSHIP - REPRISE

Yeeuh.
Track Name: Albini Shaming
2) ALBINI SHAMING

S-S-S-S-Steve Albini, Steve Albini, Steve Albini
Steve Albini, Steve Albini, bini, bini, bini.*
What'cha gonna do?
Put Steve Albini in the closet! {x3}



*a sample of The Soundry Courter Project. Not used by permission since ... it was a sample in the first place
Track Name: How Do You Sing?
3) HOW DO YOU SING?

How do you sing a song?
...like THIS!
AAAAUUUHHHHHHHUAAAHHH-hooh-huHHHHHHHHHAAHAAAAHAA
Track Name: Preprise RbBtXyl0
4) PREPRISE RbBtXyl0

Buh boam, bubbub bubba boom, bop
Buh boam, bubbub bubba boom, bop
Track Name: Tamagotchi Tax Forms (Smurlf's Gasolini)
AKA Smirnov's Gasolini-Tini
Track Name: ASMR [skit]
[This one is all Maiko. --xoc]
Track Name: Porcupine Pawn
7) PORCUPINE PAWN

Well, it's a mighty dusty porcupine you got there for yourself, sir.
What you gonna do, you gonna,
y'gonna return your investment on that porcupine?
Y'gonna take it into pawn?
Are you going to take it...
...to sell it...?

Well, it's a mighty dusty porcupine you got there for yourself, sir.
{REPEAT}

Put Steve Albini in the closet. Put Steve Albini in the closet.

Well, it's a mighty dusty porcupine you got there for yourself, sir.
{REPEAT}

Well, it's a mighty dusty porcupine you got there for yourself, sir.
What you gonna do, you gonna,
y'gonna return your investment on that porcupine?
Y'gonna take it into pawn?
Are you going to PUT STEVE ALBINI IN THE CLOSET?!?
Track Name: Spastic Frost
8) SPASTIC FROST

Uurrrrrraaaaagghhhh! The frost of winTAAAAAAAAAEEERRRRRR
Track Name: Baby No Ribs
10) BABY NO RIBS

So, one time Xoc and I were sucking* on each others' dicks,
and he said,
"Baby, I...Baby, I...Baby, I...
Baby, I ain't got no ribs, so you best get steppin'."
{REPEAT FIFTEEN TIMES}
"Baby, I - I - ...babe."

"Baby, I ain't got no ribs, so you best get steppin'."
{REPEAT AT LEAST NINE MORE TIMES}



* [this sounds more like "sexing" to me, but I often don't understand the Vocodorese dialect so what do I know? --xoc]
Track Name: The Doors Greatest Shuts / Rainbow Bathtub Xylophone
11b) RAINBOW BATHTUB XYLOPHONE

No, no, no no no
No, no, no no no
No, no, no no no
No, no, no no no
No, no, no no no
No, no, no no no
TEAMWORK! TEAMWORK! TEAMWORK! TEAMWORK!
TEAMWORK! TEAMWORK! TEAMWORK! TEAMWORK!
Rainbow Bathtub Xylophone! {REPEAT}
Rainbow Bathtub, Rainbow Bathtub!!
Buh boap, bubbub bubba boom, bop! {REPEAT}
Buh boap, bubboom, buh boap, bubboom...
Bubbub bubba boom, bop! Buh boam.
Xylophonexylophonexylophonexylophone
Xylophonexylophonexylophonexylophone
Xylophonexylophonexylophonexylophone
Xylophonexylophonexylophonexylophone
Xylophonexylophonexylophonexylophone
Xylophonexylophonexylophonexylophone
Track Name: It's Tool Time!
12) IT'S TOOL TIME!

Hey there, big fella?
How 'bout you and me make our dee-rec-torial debut together,
so to speak, eh-heh-eh? Eh? Eh? Eh?
eh?eh?eh?eh?eh?eh?eh?eh?eh?eh?eh?eh?
eh?eh?eh?eh?eh?eh?eh?eh?eh?eh?eh?eh?
eh?eh?eh?eh?eh?eh?eh?eh?
eh?eh?eh?eh?eh?eh?eh?eh?eh?eh?eh?eh?
eh?eh?eh?eh?eh?eh?eh?eh?eh?eh?eh?eh?
eh?eh?eh?eh?eh?eh?
Track Name: (Do The) Wah Wah!
(do the) WAH-WAH! Medley:

13a) BEEBONARCHY [INTRO]

(--'s okay--)
When my tummy turns red - say something!
And I'll sing it back! Get reaaaddy...
BAAAAHVUVVUVVUVVUVVUVVUVVUVVUVVUVVUVVUVVUVVUVUF
DUUVAAAFUHFUHFUHFUHFUFHUFHUFHUFHUFHFUHFUHFUHAAA
Oooaauuugahhhhhvaaalllaauugghaahh.

13b) THERE GOES RAMAN SHAMAN

[Paul-Simon-on-a-yacht breezy smooth instrumental johmmin]

13c) (DO THE) WAH WAH!

Wahwah(baaddeeeddaadododaaaal!)wahwahwahwahwahwahwahwahwahwahwahwahwah
Wahwahwahwahwahwahwahwahwomp
Get ready! HAAHAHAHA
BAAL!
Pooppaaddookkaabaaaal!
Pohpohkpoaaake!
HAHAHAHIIIAHHAH!
Pohpohkpoaaake!

13d) STINK THE BABY*

Stink the baby with guacamole
Wah wah wah wah wah, wah wah, wah wah

13e) WAH'S REVENGE - REPRISE

(pookaaadoookaapohpohpohpoaka)

ETC. [SEE ABOVE]

Aaahhh poh ploak!
WOMP.





* [I'm currently still transcribing the "verse" lyrics to this section; thank you for your patience --xoc]

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