Haircuts EP, by Theophagus

Haircuts EP

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1.	False Start 00:02
2.	Park Theme 00:14
3.	Jujitsu Soulfood 00:05
4.	How Creepy is Your Love 00:23
5.	Bloody Mary Prairie 00:06
6.	I Hide in Places That Are Red 00:25
7.	Wingsongoceanbird Studios Logo 00:06
8.	You Look As Though You've Just Seen a Goats 00:10
9.	Backwoods, USA 00:04	info
10.	Doug Henning Magically Appears and Then Steals a Loaf of Bread 00:03
11.	You Watch the Old Buggy Rock 00:08
12.	Mussolini Next Door 00:05
13.	Mondayzodone 00:11
14.	The Horse That Held a Gun 00:06
15.	Even the Tights Are Butter 00:12
16.	Fart Falls, Montana 00:04
17.	Conflagration of Masterpieces 00:15
18.	Eulogizer with Boner Shame 00:04
19.	Piles of Fail, Arranged by Size 00:21
20.	Happiness ≠ Dismissal of Litigation 00:04
21.	Unstoppable Scorn-Worms from the Planet Shut Up 00:06
22.	Roadie Serenade 00:03
23.	Living Laughing and Loving with Chrysippus 00:02
24.	VibraPluxxX™ Jingle 00:08
25.	Dewey Bunnell Has Joined Your Party 00:05
26.	すべての8ビットwopsは似ています 00:08
27.	Jinx Ochre 00:04
28.	Slop #17 00:14
29.	The Walls Are Wild (Entr'acte) 00:04
30.	The Hesitance (Inertial Malcolm) 00:27
31.	Bag-Bag-Bag of Potato-ato-atoes 00:05
32.	Junkie Clown Freeway 00:18
33.	Starship Cobb ''Scorn-Creamer'' Anti-Worm Laser [sound FX] 00:03
34.	Iniquitous Disingenuousness 00:01
35.	Cervix Hitbox 00:17
36.	The Flying Paperboy of the Guadalupes 00:03
37.	Pow Wow Sherman's Brunch Contraption 00:15
38.	Tireswing Soda Ad - Version I 00:03
39.	Muskogee at the Gravepost 00:15
40.	Theme from TAKE THAT! 00:02
41.	Scorn-Worms Promotional Ringtone 00:10
42.	Slop #19 00:04
43.	Questionable Concepts Logo 00:07
44.	You Owe Me a Choker 00:04
45.	Slop #4 00:10
46.	Chirren Rike Virren 00:05
47.	Circus of Cockhogs 00:15
48.	Jag-Man Jr.'s Wild West Adventures (Game Over Sting) 00:06
49.	Zima Blackout 00:20
50.	Phonics the Spell-Dog (''Well Done'' T-Bone Collect) 00:02
51.	Buenos Sueños 00:06
52.	I Totally Get Tons of Puss! 00:02
53.	Free Music Free Dope Free Dumb 00:11
54.	Death on Stilts 00:05
55.	Self-Inflicted Cumshot Wound 00:11
56.	Tireswing Soda Ad - Version II 00:04
57.	Ken-Tucka Chide Checkan 00:09
58.	Optical Pies Corporate Logo 00:16
59.	Stir Fry, Bitch!! 00:28
60.	The Trash Can Eagle Records Fanfare 00:04

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A selection of the very very short jingles, stings, tiny mini-melodies and fanfares recorded circa 1996-2001.

Each lasts between 1 and 28 seconds. Instrumentation is mostly split between solo acoustic guitar and the Roland 505 Groovebox.

All tracks recorded on the Yamaha MT8X multi-track cassette recorder (except the last track, which was live harmonica played to a Hi-8 video camera).

The total time is just over 9 minutes, and could have been condensed to one or two medley tracks... but I love any excuse to come up with ridiculous song titles.

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released September 17, 2015

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