How Do I Fisted Planet

by Theophagus

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Bunnym'n 01:59
DAMIAN (on answering machine): Fuckin' insane.... why don't you give me a call when you get back in, partner.......
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TAKING ORGASMS FOR GRANTED She was on the hopper I was sprayin' filthy copper And she mourns Lopper told me, "lay low! Can't you see how well the halo hides the horns?" [NOTE: With its suggestive, perverted lyrics, this was a definite portent of Recreational Episiotomy . "Lopper" was in reference to a character named Lop Dopamine in a screenplay I had written in 8th grade. I only realized later that it could've been spelled L-A-U-P-E-R; but no reference to Cyndi was intended.]
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Whip It Out? 00:58
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Itchy Eye 00:56
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A STREETCAR NAMED FUCK YOU I have authority over authority I have priority over priority [NOTE: This obviously predates the Recreational Episiotomy song of the same name, but I believe the sentiment is the same.]
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Yamaha MT-7x 00:07
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Steak-Drunk 01:29
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Rolfing 00:43
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Goorew 01:01
GOOREW A book of Faust is duly housed under the leg of the table Underneath Long in the tooth, but telling the truth The only thing long as her fable is her teeth
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THE NIGHT BEFORE The night before prepares you to tangle with Christ If he wasn't the best he wouldn't be so overpriced
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Sport Fuck 03:03
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Rectal Chaos 00:43
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SWINGIN' IN B There was a bee on the swingset He stung me in the ass There was a bee on the swingset swing He stung me in the ass Tiffany don't squirt me with your baby doll bottle Tiffany squirt me with her baby doll bottle There was a bee on the swingset He stung me in the ass There was a bee on the swingset swing He stung me in the ass He stung me a thousand times and stung my ass
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PUSHOVER (features various clips from recordings I made of my neighbors fighting in 2002) CUTUP The pushover gets knocked down The cutup is broken in half The pushover gets knocked down The cutup is broken in half
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THEOPHAGUS is the name of the solo songwriting/recording project I began at around age 16. From 1992-2002 I recorded roughly 100 hours of material, most of it on my Yamaha MT8X 8-track cassette recorder.

This, the sixth compilation of recordings spanning nearly a decade, is solely dedicated to the "harder" side of Theophagus - AKA "I got squealin' metal riffs out the yoni." As always, every second has been redigitized, rebuilt, remixed, and remastered directly from the original cassettes (including micro in the case of track 27).

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released August 6, 2015

"Leafblower Facial" cover photo by Ashly Roachclip

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