The Burning Hell!, by Theophagus

The Burning Hell!

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1.	Cortadera Comfort [feat. Noah Nelson] 00:36		buy track
2.	Topless Girls on Jet Skis 01:44		buy track
3.	Italian Minus 00:55	lyrics	buy track
ITALIAN MINUS (Bottle of Jealousy Chapter II) Driving in my little car, my back is getting stiff Can you tell me where to find the nearest fucking cliff? Muscles tight, take a right and run right through the traffic light Gun it valiant, bleed through my bandages, oh tell us why An Italian without the advantages, oh jealous I If I was like Lydell I wouldn’t be a player-hater But I’ve been known to take the bone and raise defenses later Dan, Dan, he’s our man, while I dig through the garbage can Blank, blank, walk the plank, did you hear when my heart sank?
4.	Tune In Tokyo 00:54	lyrics	buy track
TUNE IN TOKYO A bit of growth for the masses Shaded brown sunglasses Pathetic display of vulgar inches Compounding your impasses I bet you read it backwards I've been eating black turds The tightened pair of pants, it pinches Believe it or not -- I lack words Brutta occhio Censored Pinocchio Tune in, Tokyo
5.	Jason's Disjointedly Casin' This Joint 00:26		buy track
6.	The Bad Boy of Failure 00:29	lyrics	buy track
THE BAD BOY OF FAILURE You've got to show me your feelings are real You blew a gasket and you blew a seal Don't let me have another lonesome year My heart is bigger than it may appear You've got to give me more of a sign Although I might be a little benign I'll be a danger if that's what you like A leather jacket and a Fat Boy bike
7.	Sage Rock 00:54	lyrics	buy track
SAGE ROCK (Obfuscating is Not a Crime)
8.	Pooly Bloo 01:33		buy track
9.	The Fuck Song 02:14		buy track
10.	Savini 01:34	lyrics	buy track
SAVINI Grande illusions Death, contusions I'll show you things beyond your wildest dreams A scream, TV, oh no False perceptions, inspired inceptions I'll show you things beyond your wildest dreams A scream, TV, oh no
11.	The Jesse Garon Universe 00:53		buy track
12.	Death Wop 00:14		buy track
13.	Atmosphere of Crisis 01:26		buy track
14.	Mothra My Dear 01:49	info	buy track
15.	Ditty #754 01:13		buy track
16.	Wasting Time and/or Hate 00:44	lyrics	buy track
WASTING TIME AND/OR HATE Wasting hate with the pockets of time Wasting all my hate Wasting time with the pockets of hate Wasting all my time ETC.
17.	She Cheated on Me with my Own Penis [demo sketch] 02:13	lyrics	buy track
SHE CHEATED ON ME WITH MY OWN PENIS She cheated on me with my own penis And I didn't even have a say There was no way to leave So I decided that I'd stay She rang my bell and she wrung my neck And I didn't even know There was no way to stay So today I thought I'd go I'm a knight in living armor In the night of shining dead When the nightlife comes alive I will be mourning too [???] the pen is mightier than the cord/chord That I strung/strummed across some dumb somebody new She cheated on me with my own pen Is that fair, would you say? There was no way to leave So I decided that I'd stay She rang my bell and she wrung my neck And I didn't even know There was no way to stay So today I thought I'd go I'm a knight in living armor In the night of shining dead When the nightlife comes alive I will be mourning too
18.	Pumpkin Haze 01:10		buy track
19.	Jive "D": The Rutan Boner 01:58		buy track
20.	An Ape Named Doctor Baloney 02:14		buy track
21.	Body Stocking 01:32		buy track
22.	Ditty #743 01:50		buy track
23.	Eggs For Pintos [feat. Robbery Victim] 01:22		buy track
24.	Reactionary Pap 00:44		buy track
25.	Ladle 02:21		buy track
26.	Jaunty Angle 01:10		buy track
27.	Floral Horrors [feat. Noah Nelson] 01:44		buy track
28.	The Sun Shines 01:37	lyrics	buy track
...THE SUN SHINES You got your eye so far up my ass you can’t see shit but if I tighten lights will brighten all ‘round it Pull out your eye and take a look around Everything’s a darker shade of brown And where I shits is where I dines out of my ass...
29.	World's Greatest World [alternate demo version] 02:15	lyrics	buy track
WORLD'S GREATEST WORLD [EARLY VERSION DEMO SKETCH] Somewhere, high as hell Listenin' for the last bell Listenin' to a talking-to Nuh nuh nah nah nuh nuh nuh Ya dadddaa dadadada etc. But it's the greatest You've gotta love it No, really, you do I can prove it scientifically And when those flags re-furl - World's greatest world ETC. ETC. ETC.
30.	Me Have’m Heap Big IBM 709 Mainframe 01:21		buy track
31.	Flourish of a Harpist 01:33	lyrics	buy track
FLOURISH OF A HARPIST Flourish of a harpist Oh baby, do me in I'm under doctor's orders You say I don't say Wha'cha mean, baby? On that pedistal It's more of a podium All this - from all sides Conservation conservation conservation conservation Say nothing and like it Say nothing and mean it Like nothing and say it Like nothing and get it Say nothing and mean it Like nothing and get it Say nothing and like it Say nothing and mean it
32.	She-Balls 01:22		buy track
33.	Skewed Blues 01:07		buy track
34.	I Hate Balloons 00:51		buy track
35.	YDRWISICBBWIMIIWBW 00:43	lyrics	buy track
YDRWISICBBWIMIIWBW You don't realize when I say "I couldn't be better" What it means is "I will be worse"
36.	Ugly Tree 02:38	lyrics	buy track
UGLY TREE Happiness is frightening when it shows up in your grasp It's haunting you It's daunting to be left the one to ask I do what's important for me Built a clubhouse in the ugly tree And when I lose my balance all my talents will no longer bear my weight My skills of architecture will insure my fall down to your town I fall down from the branches into your arms I fall down to your town and the ranches and the farms provide a rhyme
37.	Come On Little Sister 02:49		buy track
38.	Communally-Tuned HUNCH FM 01:44		buy track
39.	The Fastest Tits Alive 01:03		buy track
40.	A Reflective Surface 03:06		buy track
41.	Bye Bye 00:31		buy track
42.	SFX: Crowd Demands Encore 00:57		buy track

about

[TCE-059]

Theophagus Volume 12* is here! They just keep getting weirder.

THEOPHAGUS is the name of the solo songwriting/recording project I began at around age 16. From 1992-2002 I recorded roughly 100 hours of material, most of it on my Yamaha MT8X 8-track cassette recorder. Every song has been redigitized, rebuilt, remixed, and remastered directly from the original cassettes.

(Please note that while we at Optical Pies Recorders have made every effort possible to heighten and augment the fidelity, the quality in places might seem lacking. Probably because I was a teenager and recorded everything through crappy distortion and phaser pedals. Also of note on this volume: Though it doesn't sound all that different, yes, track 2 is supposed to be shitty.)

* and if you're wondering where volumes 10 and 11 are - they are the two volumes of cover songs. The bonus Steely Dan and Prince EPs are volumes 10½ and 11½, respectively.

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released November 18, 2015

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