Devil's Cigar EP

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The First Five Recreational Episiotomy EPs Remixed & Remastered
#2: "Devil's Cigar"

The title track to this EP takes its lyrics from a piece of 1997 legislation proposing that "Chorioactis geaster" be recognized as the Official State Fungus of Texas. Other exciting subjects covered include various religious rites, cunnilingus, eBay, naturally occurring steam baths, film moguls, more on the subject of "the whiskey wetsuit", and the kid who died in everyone's high school.

NOTE: "A Streetcar Named Fuck You" borrows its title from the Theophagus song* of the same name, and here the similarities end. The RecEpis version ends with the spontaneous reaction of three spectators - Glenn Newport, Noah Nelson, and Steve Sullivan (who offers the toast) - sitting in the room during the tracking of the drum part.

* trashcaneagle.bandcamp.com/track/a-streetcar-named-fuck-you

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released January 23, 2016

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Track Name: A Streetcar Named Fuck You
A STREETCAR NAMED FUCK YOU

Me and you and a streetcar named Boo.
Me and Boo and a dog named Fuck You.
Track Name: Cubby Broccoli
CUBBY BROCCOLI

Fifty is the new forty.
Elementary is the new college.
When words are like trees,
The fruits have nothing to do with the produce.
Track Name: Dildo-Shaped Bible
DILDO-SHAPED BIBLE

Nights of the green fudge, stamp and shout.
What the hell does god have to do with anything?
What the hell?
These handcuffs smell like pussy.
Obviously, you and I have many differences--
not the least of which is our concept
of erotic humiliation.
The last person I'd expect to catch a break from is myself.
But I've been into the brown liquors again,
a socio-engineering double-blind bonus.
Yippee! It's the party favorite, the big bad brainfucker!
Track Name: Bible-Shaped Dildo
BIBLE-SHAPED DILDO

Sea sister, through well-lit neighborhoods,
easily monitored with radar.
Try and explain how this has nothing to do
with the crumpled heap of your temporary solution.
Flush-faced, androgynous fuckmeat.
Track Name: Devil's Cigar
DEVIL'S CIGAR

[CONCURRENT RESOLUTION.]
WHEREAS, The State of Texas recognizes a variety of
Specimens symbolizing great diversity;
WHEREAS, the armadillo, the bluebonnet, and the lightning whelk
Are just some examples of unparalleled beauty;
WHEREAS, the designation of the Devil's Cigar as the
Official State Fungus of Texas would
PROVIDE this rare mycological inhabitant with
Fitting and suitable recognition;
WHEREAS, known to scientists as Chorioactis geaster,
features a long, tapering,
DARK-BROWN apothecium, which sometimes reaches
a height of up to four inches; and
WHEREAS, when ready, this distinctive fungus
splits open with an audible hiss,
FILLING the air with a cloud of spores that waft away
to help maintain a future of life for the species;
WHEREAS, it makes its home on decaying hardwood stumps
and exposed roots in Central and North Texas
WHEREAS, it is as striking as the Lone Star State
Making it a fitting symbol, therefore
BE IT RESOLVED, we hereby designate the Devil's Cigar
Fungus as the Official State Fungus of Texas.
Track Name: Homage with Tongue
HOMAGE WITH TONGUE

Long-hair human puppy on the edge of the bed
Joins the four wise men
As they pay homage to the hairless and wet.
Track Name: Drunk Driving Class of '94
DRUNK DRIVING CLASS OF '94

Tanned love-debris and the chrome tidalwave.
Mister Mesh is misdirected and starts to misbehave.
He's socially connected from beyond the grave.
Just because you're dead doesn't mean you're not an asshole.
Track Name: gAYBonEs
GAYBONES

Who was it who once told me:
“When you’re not cheating you’re not trying”?
Worlds of waste for sale.
Dubious credentials.
Out of print and scarce.
Time for the essentials.
Endurance of the faceless.
Buying your decorum.
A fairly fickle mistress.
Your possessive forum.
Dubious credentials.
Old and antiquated.
Time for the essentials.
Crawling, reinstated.
Overt differentials.
Makes you glad you waited.
Track Name: Franklin Delano Bulletbelt
FRANKLIN DELANO BULLETBELT

We'll take the liquor as read--
Living 100% rejection-free requires constant maintenence.
50,000 high-powered watts of pure, non-stop sad-clownism.
Track Name: (You Don't Wanna) Float Around for the Rest of Whatever
(YOU DON’T WANNA) FLOAT AROUND FOR THE REST OF WHATEVER

Savage Catholicism demands that you be hate-fucked, stat.
Track Name: God's Blue Ass Water
GOD'S BLUE ASS WATER

Dead, wet and gone.