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split w​/​Theophagus

by Recreational Episiotomy

Riotgoyim 00:06
RIOTGOYIM Inappropriate sentimentality.
WHEN HORNS BREAK OFF Knowing where you live, it used to be so wide The land is covered up for life inside Listen to the ground, the snow is cold and soft In the month where the moon is the one when Horns break off.
BEING A CHRISTIAN MAKES YOU UNATTRACTIVE The meat market at the top of the hill Has giant tri-tip cyanide steaks. Fucking the howling Jesus Christ in the ass With a bigger cross.
THE ACOUSTICS OF THE 1977 GMC CARGO VAN Sunny, ride, elbows, icepick, lamp, Polaroid.
BUKKAKE WHEELCHAIR I am my own birthday cake.
The Ref 00:07
THE REF Jesus was signaling “unsportsmanlike conduct”.
ANNE RICE ON A SURFBOARD Mama put the cup of blood on the windowsill to cool Soap scum pumps through your heart You come alive Again and again On a cellular ocean It’s a capital notion Evil gives chase And you get dick Again and again.
DUSTIN THE LIBRARIAN Broken glass and shredded hands Chunks of asphalt in the sand Window cleaner in my cuts Woman’s footprint on my nuts Static cling and electric shocks Shattered toes and bloody socks Sock is soaked of blood I spilt Fingerprints of bloody guilt
FINGERLESS GLOVE Filter-tipped bad skin brood. Tiny dots of blood in the cleaver locker. Batteries are not in the ghetto blaster. A side collision in a Fairmont. Dance in a barrel and pine on the grass. I would walk ten miles of drainage ditch For that bitch. I’ve got a rhyme for your wet, shiny shape. And then, ten years after, my stony escape. I’m draggin’ my trenchcoat across the landscape.
DEATH SENTENCE ON A POST-IT NOTE Being a realist means You ruin everything. But that says less about me Than it does the state of reality.



The First Five Recreational Episiotomy EPs Remixed & Remastered
#3: split with Theophagus

Backing three tunes from Theophagus (during his "Groovebox" period)*, this "side" features treatises on my junior high love life, my junior high vandalism summer vacation, Sacramentian Richard Chase, Lawrence "Pliers" Bittaker, Jesus, Jews, Bukkake, American Indians, and the atheist dating scene.

NOTE: The Theophagus side has also been reissued on Trash Can Eagle:


released January 23, 2016


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