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PCP WINDMILL A.K.A. PITMASTER
Un-stoppable pit master
Violent dance lust
Hap-hazard thrashing
High as fuck on angel dust
Never stops punching, even when the music stops
Audience is leveled
Call the cops!
Now it's moving towards the sirens and alarms
Their bullets are useless to his blur of whipping arms
His hardcore flailing, karate kicks and spins
Take down all the officers
He fights a car and wins
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The First Bowl of Volts
01:07
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THE FIRST BOWL OF VOLTS
My life was only uterine when bladdered dad put his boot in
Tortoise flambé, rabbits, cats
The demons in the Finchley flat
Right off the bridge at Hungerford then fondle corpse of younger birds
The homeless homicide condemns a nameless vagrant to the Thames
The New Cross train, lead pipes and knives and axes slice right through their lives
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Food Dog Golf!!
00:02
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Contagious Abortion
00:12
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CONTAGIOUS ABORTION
Poisoned teat and womb
Milk sick misdiagnosis
Poisoned feeding room
Contagious Brucellosis
She can't stop singin' "I've got fuckin' rock fever"
Blot out the yellow trash carrier
Cross the blood-brain barrier
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Memories Can't Wait
03:00
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Volle Hütte
00:15
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VOLLE HÜTTE
Full House Full House Full House
John Stamos
Full House Full House Full House
Motherfucking Full House
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Ballet
01:09
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MATING NETS AND DISCOVERED ATTACKS
Fuck me only with thine eyes
A dancing tarantula on a butter dish
Semen stains on leather blinders
Unwashed raw vegetables and cough syrup
A pound of flesh in the hand is worth a thousand safewords
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Sweet Factory
01:03
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SWEET FACTORY
The reflection of the hammer in the pig's eyes
A prepubescent jackpot
The protein smell of a thousand fingers mixes with my own
In the store on a corner with a handful of little blue balls
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Skeleton Snow
01:44
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Plastique
00:22
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The Hour of Thirteen
01:07
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SIBERIAN RAVIOLI PROSTITUTE
Keepin’ warm in a Kazakhstan loony bin with five-alarm chili and seven-hooker pelmeni
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Powerwalker Casserole
01:11
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POWERWALKER CASSEROLE
Strip all the meat from the groin to the ankle
Just a couple hours from treadmill to table
Preheat oven to three-hundred fifty
5 minutes per pound, she'll be done in a jiffy
Cookin' a leg, cook-cookin' a leg
The leg of a jogger, cook-cookin' a leg
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Raftbuggery
00:04
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RAFTBUGGERY
"Robble Robble"
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Overpass
00:16
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OVERPASS
Unholy ass shitting from the overpass
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Ono
01:54
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Skeen
00:02
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SKEEN
Skeen
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CHICARRÓN INFIDELIDAD (VOCAL VERSION)
Flayed chopped and boiled, the brain remains to wonder why
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Suicidio dalla Polizia
00:38
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SUICIDIO DALLA POLIZIA
You keep the peace on a fuckin’ short leash.
Die OR KILL ME.
Kill me you fucking pig.
I will kill you, or I’ll die, and it will feel so good for you to...
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OCAOLAASSIC
Froggy went recording, invoking demon Conky
Big Lick walker soring understudies for the donkey
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Abidan
00:36
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Blades of Lake Fistless
01:43
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BLADES OF LAKE FISTLESS
I'm gonna make Christmas in front of your house
Dull blades, living blades
Sharp sting of confidence
Gassing up on Lake Fistless in front of your house
Dirtcuffs, eyemuffs
Power grip of self-defense
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Beth Shenayim
01:10
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BETH SHENAYIM
I cannot stress enough the need for vigilance
when entering the toothed place ahead
A horrified old man in the corner, shitting his pants
and clutching his bloody crotch while sucking a dildo
held by his mother -
this means nothing to the cunt with fangs.
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Drowning the Heiress
00:35
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DROWNING THE HEIRESS
Liquid Smoke and apricots, laying down in laetrile
Transom breach at 40 knots through a hundred dollar bill
Abhorrent thalassocrat flopping on a trampoline
Silly silicone for tat - Silly travel putting green
Ask me why I was just researching the southwest coast of France.
It had something to do with an alternate, reverse time stream.
Ask me why I was calculating the speed of sound in miles per hour.
It had something to do with the Geopotential of Tropopause.
Peephole must be made to specifics of the people.
Attention must be paid to - and refunded from - such people.
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Eye of the Chicken
01:19
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Built to Destroy
02:19
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BUILT TO DESTROY
Piss in the elevator, fall on your face.
Beer bongs and barbecue at your mom’s place.
Girl's lost virginity, dignity, grace.
Vacantly watching the passing of years.
Trading tequila for forty ounce beers.
Lottery tickets distorted through tears.
Love/hate relations with liquor store clerks.
High trapdoor spiders that bound on who lurks.
Drink silhouettes mixed with whatever works.
Telecast hoops on a TV that’s muted.
Cold tanks at midnight for what you’re best suited.
Slip through the cracks among others recruited.
Built to destroy in the name of distraction.
Double-bluff duty demands interaction.
Chief of invisible, dissenting factions.
Sleep in the forest your mind has provided.
Mocked by the ones in which you once confided.
Watching your innocent faith get blindsided.
Another white mother with no sense of tact.
A half-shirt reveals less of fiction than fact.
Left behind sleepless and out of the pact.
Sulfurous nest, genesis of the slaughter.
Handyman corpse’s unfortunate daughter.
Drinking my fill from uncomfortable waters.
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Exquisite Dead Guy
01:01
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JOSHUA SPEED’S PILLBOX HAT
Davies Campus Hospital has been advised to stand-by for a severe gunshot wound. I repeat, a shooting in the horse-drawn-carriage-cade in the Castro area...
It appears as though someone in the Presidential carriage might have been hit by the gunfire...
We can't see who has been hit, if anybody has been hit, but apparently something is wrong here, something is terribly wrong...
And just now we've received reports here at Davies Campus that Governor Low was shot in the upper left chest, and the first unconfirmed reports say the President was hit in the head. That's an unconfirmed report...
The President of the United States is dead... President Lincoln has been assassinated. It's official now, the President is dead.
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Dump Bust Blast
02:10
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Queasy on the Outside
01:20
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The Bag of Waters
01:46
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THE BAG OF WATERS
There’s nothing you can do.
A relentless sine wave of reactionary prayer,
begging on your knees for the Bag of Waters.
Happier than bacon in shit, twisting under the dildo of the Old Gods.
They explain away deviant desires with mortally wounding insults.
Foul cosmetics intensify the contortions of slow-motion silent panic.
Asking only for the abolition of failure, and not the arrival of success.
Translucent misfires through visors of the dripping pink pussy panoramic cunt hunters.
Cracking your knuckles underwater.
Fading to the squealing hinges of the cage,
Holding back a coked-up mountain gorilla with a frayed extension cord up its ass.
Since we’ve no place to go, fill up the battery fluid reservoir with brown snow.
Creativity running wild in a shower of cold, acidic diarrhea.
Clutching the secretive sorrow of the dictator, leaving my gills behind.
Birthed straight down into a fucking coffin in the middle of High Mass.
Catholicism was the answer we were looking for.
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Judaswiege
01:50
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JUDASWIEGE
Obsessively thinking about how extreme your situation must be that you would pray for unconscious shock to relieve the insanity of obsessively thinking about how extreme your situation must be that you would pray for unconscious shock to relieve the insanity until you feel the 'bone-shaped heart' [sic] CRACK
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Official label of XOC* and friends
* one of those video game music guys
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