Born To Relax

by Recreational Episiotomy

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released December 21, 2011

All music and lyrics by Recreational Episiotomy except FLYING BLACK WIDOW ENEMA, EYEFUCKING YOUR CASKET, ZURN, FULLY TURGID, TAINT OF DELECTATION (UK SURF) and FRUIT OF THE DOOMED co-written with Noah Nelson

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RECREATIONAL EPISIOTOMY is:

Disturbo - Voxmitcals aka HOWLIN's AND HOLLERIN's
Victor Óðr - Drugs & Percussion
Sixto Ridenhour - Tyco Hot Lixx and other electronic guitar-themed devices; also guitars
Grody Horten - Bass guitar on loan from Chorus Barloff
Pork Area - Wurlitzer Total Tone Deluxe 625, Yamaha PSR-500m, all other pianoellany
Liquid Smoke - Drum programming = DRUMP
Serge Austenflög - The Shitar (original 2-string left-handed whammy model) and The Shitar II (1-string bass & 2-string ukelele combo)
Seimer Litengame - Film, TV, video game repurposing
THE WHITE KNUCKLER - THE WHITE KNUCKLER
Ferrin Bouchetti - Cuatro and accordion and as long as it sounds foreign
Lucius Ergo - Banjo +CHEATER STYLE+
Allman Dabbel - Halitosis harp and two similar cowbells
Tanny Meltzer - Telephone bells, coconut mbira, frog caller, and all other humorously obscure percussion
Jason David Cox - Plenipotentiary

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ADDITIONAL PARTYPANTS FARTICIPANTS:
Matt Attaq - saxophone sample on 2
Teresa Cox - nylon-string acoustic guitar on 1a, taxi horn on 10
Nick Kerkenides - phonecore vox on 15
Noah Nelson - additional guitars on 1a, 20, 31a, 31c, 31d, 37

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VOICE SAMPLES:
Mike Bender, Cherry Twink, Nick Kerkenides, Noah Nelson, Glenn Newport, Penny P, Jason Shoelace, Damian Sol, Steve Sullivan

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SAMPLES:
Barry White blooper tape; Big; Charly Stuang Stabalac from The Don & Mike Show (WJFK); Weird Science; Christopher Guest on Saturday Night Live; Troll II; Dean Martin "Caddy" blooper tape; Don Geronimo from The Don & Mike Show (WJFK); Rush Associated Labels Recordings promotional sampler “Faces of Def”; Firesign Theatre “I Think We're All Bozos On This Bus”; Fishbone "Babyhead"; Spacecamp; George Carlin "Drugs"; GWAR "Fight"; Walk Hard outtake; Mr. Mike's Mondo Video; Silence of the Lambs; Wake Up, Ron Burgundy; Kevin Boom Boom Anderson (KRXQ morning show
circa 1992); Lights Out show #97 (06/29/1938) "The Chest"; Perry & Kingsley "Countdown at 6"; Public Enemy "Contract on the World Love Jam"; Richard Pryor on Saturday Night Live; Round Table Pizza commercial & many other television elements circa 1990; “Star Trek: Conversational Klingon” (audiobook); The Last Word: Dewey Cox; Tim & Eric Awesome Show Great Job!; A Clockwork Orange; Kingpin; X Minus One - "Time and Time Again" by H. Beam Piper (1/11/1956)


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DUNN WITH LOVE
FOR
RICHARD (September 29, 1936 - June 4, 2010) AND
RYAN (June 11, 1977 – June 20, 2011)

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Track Name: Born To Relax Intro / Pig Scream Holiday
BORN TO RELAX INTRO (aka MAKE THEM DIE SLOWLIER)
Born to relax

PIG SCREAM HOLIDAY; TU SEI UN BASSO BEDPANZ
You are a low pitale
U-R-L-O maiale
Yule sorrow Natale
U-R-L-O maiale
Track Name: I Gets Mad (Chapter Headings I-VIII)
1. IN-TRO
G. LET'S GO!
3. ENNUI
4. (TH') FUCKING SHOW
5. SCURRY UP
6. MOVE YOUR BUTT
A. SALMOST OVER
D. WTF
Track Name: Part Conscious #SO-23869403-J
He's part conscious, he knows what's in store
He knows just when we start the third World War
He's waking up to his history -
the birthday that will live in infamy
The nightmare to end all nightmares
Spooky action at a distance
Physics offers up no tangible resistance
Atomic bomb, mind transfer
Someone in 1945 has been left with the answers
Track Name: The Narcophagus
Fill me, shake me, either way you want me
Blue Mummy on a motherfuckin' mission
Gotta see what'll fit in the coffin
The hinges of the tomb worn down from the years
It's where I keep the candy; it's where I keep the candy.
Where I keep the candy? Where I've always kept the candy!
Track Name: 101 Dalmatians 1 Cup
Trip on Nippon, dog - please never change
Trip on Nippon, dog - please never change
Trip on Nippon, dog - please never change
Oddly specific
The stench is terrific
The schoolgirl is young
- tonguing young puppy bung
Track Name: In-a-Pro-Pria-Vida / Bug Parts
IN-A-PRO-PRIA-VIDA
In-a-pro-pria-vida I am - inappropriate

BUG PARTS
Mysterious horror tubes in yeasty clothing
The color of death in a cross-section of suffering
Phallic filth in a child's hands
Cultivating a tolerance for mustard gas
Permissible bug parts
Permissible rat shit
Track Name: 491=D-IX / Durr Hurr d'être Bébé / †Finger
491 = D-IX
Five parts mineral - meaning to rock
Three parts chemical - perverted shock
Five parts vegetable - sugar on cock
Yummy en bloc, it goes GO GO GO GO

DURR HURR D'ÊTRE BÉBÉ
Le parfum des problèmes d'essuyage

†FINGER
Crossfingercrossfingerdrivebyfingerdrivebyfingerbigbang
It's an exchange of sentimental symbols
I tell the mark of your beast to go fuck itself
Track Name: (aka Bathtub Medley)
a) VOMAN ROMIT
Voman Romit

b) KKK2D2
KKK2D2

c) LIKE A BABY'S DICK FUCKING AN APPLE
Like a baby's dick fucking an apple / APPLE

d) OFF A PIG FOR THE SAKE OF MY SEX LIFE
Off a pig for the sake of my sex life
Off a pig for the sake of my sex life - PIG

e) THE ARYAN CHRIST AS BIRTHDAY CLOWN
The Aryan Christ as birthday clown

f) POCKET-DIALING THE VICTIMS
They heard me boast about last night's roast of actual baby back ribs
Track Name: Crapping a Sliced Hot Dog
Shit out my mouth with the sun in my face
Indian-style on carpet arson-charred
Blasting mustard water in summer
A disgusting miracle of digestion in the summertime
Track Name: Recreational Episiotomy
Taint misbehavin'
Scissors or a razor
A relaxing expedition into sickness, a few laughs
Making one from two
It's just something to do:
Detaching the partition
Make a (w)hole out of two halves
So it is her objective to remove what's connective
Self-mutilation Goddess be: Recreational Episiotomy
Leisure endeavor, tissue to sever -
It's usually entertaining; self-inflicted
Making two to one, something just for fun
Unusually agonizing
Pain-addicted
So it is her objective to remove what's connective
One hole remains for sodomy
Recreational Episiotomy
Track Name: Ball Lightning
Tucker State Prison Farm telephone line
Magneto to the Speedo
Track Name: Cheap Sex on the Barrelhead
I’m Hitler in the boobyhatch
A fleeting breed of locust
Fucking on the barrelhead is only stealing focus
Cheap sex on the barrelhead
Cheap sex on the barrelhead
Track Name: Dirty Brass Pocket Watch
(unintelligible)
Track Name: Bark at the Toilet and Barf at the Moon
We were hanging out downtown in Rage-Town's living room
He suddenly suggested, "Blackened Testicles In My Womb"
I countered, "Burn a Fatty with a Noose Around Your Neck"
Then "Bark at the Toilet and Barf at the Moon" was next
Here's some further titles that I won't write lyrics to:
"Cold Cum Balloons", "Skin Salad", and "I Totally Nailed This Jew"
"When You Think of Muff, Think Diver", "Wild Vagina Rider",
and "Tupac Died in the Valkenvania Mine Fire"
Track Name: Doctor Crank Named His Boat After You
Another hacky douche trying to hog the camera lens
Barreling through and huffing that which was intended to cleanse
Secure a cure from ROTC and rock, high cornering entrepreneur
The crock and rot, the torr and cock are bordering on the obscure
Track Name: Frankenstein Foster Care
You raise a baby
You praise, perplex it
Then kill the bratty
Betray, inject it
Kill it, kill it!
Kill it with your DICK
Winsome, the pieces
Sew back the parts
Live with the stitches in a pattern of h***ts
Then you KILL IT with your DICK
Track Name: (aka Mound-haus Medley RWAVver#1)
NAD PUMP OFFLINE
Nad-pump not found

ZURN
Zurn

TITS TO THE MUD
Tits to the mud, señor / tits to the MUUUUD

X-WORDED N-RATE
X-Worded N-Rate

QUIM DINNER
Quim dinner, Me getty so hungee baby
Getty so hun-gee, 'cuz...

TRÉS DOABLÉ
She's trés, trés do-ablé, do-ablé

BR'ER STEREO
My br'er stereo
Track Name: 129.5 dB of Stirring Mayonnaise
Picking your poison
It's thickened, it's roiling
It's rollicking follicles - much too loud
Distracting your hackles - much too loud
Pay, own, ace.
Con mayola, no esta sola.
Track Name: Memes From An Italian Restaurant
Big deal, I saw the moon - I'm really just surprised
I wanna find out who the fuck would take a pizza pie
and throw it straight in someone's eyes
Yeah, I see the stars - so I will make a wish:
To meet the foolish fool who uses foolish drool
to sauce a foolish pasta dish
Tutte le vostre base
Nemmeno Doom musica
Il Mr.T Italian mangiato mi...
Tutte le vostre base
Nemmeno Doom musica
Il Mr.T Italian mangiato mi palle
Track Name: Pap Reek / Sippy
PAP REEK
Down the hatch with a shit-covered cock
Down your chin, cold sweaty ball rot
Greenish turd up inside urethra
Hairy cream tang, cumin and paprika
Fuck you, alligator
Eat shit, crocodile
Shut the fuck up, alligator
Suck my cock, crocodile

SIPPY
Walk
Choppin' up a stick o' chalk
Sippy, chokin' down a cuckoo cock
Sippy sup in Kona cup
I'm having trouble when I talk
't'oughtta be obvious shock
It's a California four o'clock
Sippy sup
I'm having trouble with my breathing
Vapor lock
Track Name: Edgar Allan Whoa
The role of Poe has gone to Keanu
Track Name: The $25,000 Pyrrhic Victory / I Wanna Be Poisoned / Jelly Tourniquet / Iconic Judo as Sex
THE $25,000 PYRRHIC VICTORY
What's to be afraid of?
You grow your own protective headgear.
Things That Someone Digging In Their Heels Might Say.

I WANNA BE POISONED
Initiate of the vomit league
The spine of a boxer and the carny's hammers
Darkness is a wheel
Electrified fatigue, fatigue, fatigue

JELLY TOURNIQUET
It's illogical as hell
But predictable as fuck
It's a well-lit shopping mall
It's a hop skip and a jump

ICONIC JUDO AS SEX
MoOn fly meGa snIff
manhooD-hatInG tWaTs
OMen loaf Gym snIff
leDgE oN into hoTs
rum FeeS idioTic
We In it, ToaD
eYe - I discusS it
CyAnide's very borEd
soleMnly flaKinG
TyPhoid TeEn nada
tiN hooF revoLTing
AGony season Jaw
Track Name: Send Moar Them Pils Pils Pils Pils
Smell the bile comin' up my throat
Smell the stale smoke on my coat
Fragile and helpless as a kite
Gotta gotta get a Pharsley Premacy tonight
"Bob" - SNED-MOAR-THEM pilspilspilspilspilspilspilspilspilspilspils
I didn't overdose, I'm overdosing
O blessed oblong curse, o blessed oblong curse
Liver chalkboard
The leak smells burnt and it wasn't even worth it
Track Name: I'd Rather Fingerlick the Colonel (aka RWAVver#2)
I'll tell you what I'd rather do (RAWR)
I'd rather fingerlick the Colonel
Amok, he cried sick and, unlucky, died stricken.
I'd rather fingerlick the Colonel
CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN
Fingerlick the Colonel
Track Name: That's Not Really a Blast Beat
That's not really a blast beat
That's not really a blast beat
You're physically incapable of one
You cannot be an artist in this genre if you
can't keep up with a Gatling gun
GUUUUUN
A computer - you fed it your drumming detritus
You'll rely on edits due to tendonitis
Track Name: That's Not Really Grindcore
I set out to write some lyrics with intent to sicken
Violent gore and nothing more is what I should have written
But the worst I wrote was "carbonated Ragu sauce"
...that's not really grindcore
Track Name: Pamphletries
When are you cosmic cowboys gonna get it through your head?
Smoking in a human face; are we really so dis-paired?
When are you cosmic cowboys gonna get it through your head?
Humble saucer of my race; you will never be prepared!
Track Name: Secretion Rainbow
This is my housekeeper and her name is Aroma
Spinnbarkeit, tú es loco loción
Checking for some endometrial carcinoma
Spinnbarkeit, tú es loco loción
My little baby sister pronounces the H
Her feminist hero was Bessica Medlar Raiche
So come on, come on, make secretion rainbows with me.
Track Name: (aka Undersmell Medley)
a) EYEFUCKING YOUR CASKET
Eyefucking your casket

b) TIE-DYED COFFIN
Sagebrush and sweat and brightly colored foreign objects
Extreme fundamentalists living in mold

c) FULLY TURGID
I drink in your embarrassment like S/M piss

d) TAINT OF DELECTATION (UK SURF)
She pushed me up against the wall
She found a treat behind my balls

e) YEN ON FIRE IN A VIRGIN'S MOUTH
Yen on fire in a virgin's mouth

f) SPENT FUCKBAGS
Spent fuckbags
Track Name: No Habla Queef / T.D.I.T.V.M.F.
NO HABLA QUEEF
No habla queef
The pussy air is leaky
Cunny fart language me no speakee
Words from lips without any teef
I don't understand
No habla queef

T.D.I.T.V.M.F.
Tupac died in the Valkenvania mine fire
Track Name: The Electronic Babysitter
(A) "Taser An Infant"
(B) "The Pedialectro-Disruptor"
(C) "Neuromuscular Naptime"
(D) "Infantiquassus"
- infant taser
Track Name: Paroxysm of Bloodlust / Recreational Episiotomy: Miami
PAROXYSM OF BLOODLUST
Been a month of Sundays since I HAD ONE.
This is a particularly BAD ONE.
Shower down upon whom it is DONE TO.
Scimitar and hammer, rope and GUN TOO.

RECREATIONAL EPISIOTOMY: MIAMI
Stash away the 'band in a utility knife
Behold, a drilling company; the rig is his wife
RecEpis: Miami 4 LYFE
Everybody gather 'round an old magazine
Consortium is powered by the lickin'-it-clean
It's the Kickin'-It-Team on a rickety beam
RecEpisRecEpisRecEpisRecEpisRecEpisRecEpis
Track Name: Я Toys Us?
Hey man, what's the deal?
Tell the truth, baby - is love real?
Hey man, what's the deal?
TOYSUS CHЯIST TOYSUS TOYSUS CHЯIST TOYSUS CHЯIST
Daren't thar be fuck? Is it recognized?
Shall we saddle up? Is it made of lies?
Is it blood or luck filling up the shaft?
Don't you just secrete to ease a couple laughs?
Interactive drama queen cheapening
Retroactive reimagining
Devastate the heavenly memory
Renovate the fate of our history
Track Name: Fruit of the Doomed
Mike Bender's underwear on eBay
Return to sender, service rendered, whattaya gonna say
Pissing up a typhoon and working all day
Mike Bender’s underwear on eBay
Track Name: ( )
(changing channels on the TV in the waiting room of the bonus tracks department)