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Trash Can Eagle Records Presents:

" EAT SHIT "
THE BEST OF RECREATIONAL EPISIOTOMY

a.k.a.
BEST OF ALL THE GREATEST COLLECTION OF HITS SAMPLER OVERVIEW AND BEGINNER'S GUIDE TO THE COMPILATION OF THE TOP SINGLES AND MOST POPULAR FAN'S CHOICE RECREATIONAL EPISIOTOMY FAVORITES, VOLUME ONE BECAUSE IT'S ALL ABOUT THE MUSIC PART 1 INTRODUCTORY RETROSPECTIVE FUCK YOU

a.k.a.
IT'S ONLY GONNA TAKE YOU 24 MINUTES TO CHECK OUT MY BAND, DON'T BE SO FUCKING FRIGID WITH YOUR EAR VAGINAS

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released October 25, 2015

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Track Name: Riotgoyim
RIOTGOYIM

Inappropriate sentimentality.

[from split w/ Theophagus]
Track Name: Sour Black Futility
SOUR BLACK FUTILITY

Garlic handsaw bit, the pot fund kit.
Alabama buck chick flirtatiously dug kink.

[from "You'll Never Work in This Town Again"]
Track Name: Bing Bang Clang
BING BANG CLANG

Do you want another dream?
Do you want another dream?
Do you want another wolf's dream?
On the right, on the left, pull your coat over your head
A hundred and thirty éclairs

[from "House of the Rising Collapse"]
based on a dream by Dion McGregor
Track Name: Pollen
POLLEN

Biting the stamen, the skin turning sweet
Yellowing, softening dust-covered meat
Rotting alive
Cracking at the seams
A sweet mound of decomposing pollen.

[from "Neverfuckingmind"]
Track Name: Jay's Grave
JAY'S GRAVE

A swingin' single mother and a ton of man.
Such was the shame of the sign of the times.

[from "You'll Never Work in This Town Again"]
Track Name: When Horns Break Off
WHEN HORNS BREAK OFF

Knowing where you live, it used to be so wide
The land is covered up for life inside
Listen to the ground, the snow is cold and soft
In the month where the moon is the one when
Horns break off.

[from split w/Theophagus]
Track Name: (AKA Bathtub Medley)
a) VOMAN ROMIT

Voman Romit

b) KKK2D2

KKK2D2

c) LIKE A BABY'S DICK FUCKING AN APPLE

Like a baby's dick fucking an apple
APPLE!

d) OFF A PIG FOR THE SAKE OF MY SEX LIFE

Off a pig for the sake of my sex life
Off a pig for the sake of my sex life
PIG!

e) THE ARYAN CHRIST AS BIRTHDAY CLOWN

The Aryan Christ as birthday clown

f) POCKET-DIALING THE VICTIMS

They heard me boast about last night's roast
of actual baby back ribs
Track Name: This is My Dog Bowl
THIS IS MY DOG BOWL

This is my dog bowl

[from "Christmas Rejects"]
Track Name: Shaanxi Death Cave
SHAANXI DEATH CAVE

Hesitant with a post-hole digger.
Oil and force makes the hole get bigger.
The gray shithole of another kind of knockout.
The clay is cold when you pull your fuckin’ cock out.

[from "Recreational Episiotomy"]
Track Name: Horno Microondas
HORNO MICROONDAS

Arcs are flashing within the gray
The door is opened all of the way
Her rap is like a microwave oven
Panties get wetter as she starts to shed
She breaks her own fingers clawing at the floor
Heaven ... is here
Heaven ... is her
Poisoned resources
Ruptured synapses
Undetectable heat electrical

[from "House of the Rising Collapse"]
Track Name: Meet Me in The Ass So I Can Fuck You Up the Church
etc

[from "Zenyattà Mondipshit" EP]
Track Name: Rate My Schlong
RATE MY SCHLONG

Long ... nice. Thick ... nice. Pretty ... nice. All nice.

[from "House of the Rising Collapse"]
Track Name: The Boats
[from "The Nice Price" EP]
Track Name: Drunk Driving Class of '94
DRUNK DRIVING CLASS OF 1994

Tanned love-debris and the chrome tidalwave.
Mister Mesh is misdirected and starts to misbehave.
He's socially connected from beyond the grave.
Just because you're dead doesn't mean you're not an asshole.

[from "Devil's Cigar"]
Track Name: Three Brown Eyes
THREE BROWN EYES

She's got three brown eyes.
Two dilated, and one violated.

[from "The Nice Price" EP]
Track Name: Я Toys Us?
Я TOYS US?

Hey man, what's the deal?
Tell the truth, baby - is love real?
Hey man, what's the deal?
TOYSUS CHЯIST TOYSUS TOYSUS CHЯIST TOYSUS CHЯIST
Daren't thar be fuck? Is it recognized?
Shall we saddle up? Is it made of lies?
Is it blood or luck filling up the shaft?
Don't you just secrete to ease a couple laughs?
Interactive drama queen cheapening
Retroactive reimagining
Devastate the heavenly memory
Renovate the fate of our history

[from "Born to Relax"]
Track Name: Suicidio Dalla Polizia
SUICIDIO DALLA POLIZIA

You keep the peace on a fuckin’ short leash.
Die OR KILL ME. Die OR KILL ME.
Kill me you fucking pig. Kill me you fucking pig.
I will kill you, or I’ll die, and it will feel so good for you to…

[from "Fully Turgid"]
Track Name: Sexually Retarded Gods
SEXUALLY RETARDED GODS

Water-dependent early adopter.
All of the hands of slaves and their masters offer a plea.
They’re singing their paean.
Oatburner thrashing out in the sea and
The clutch of sexually retarded overlords may be pleased.

[from "You'll Never Work in This Town Again"]
Track Name: Curmbox
CURMBOX

Fadoul Rothery has a bat in the pants.
Cruel and incomprehensible.
You’ve got nothing better to do.
That unobtainable Sparticus
My multimedia abacus
has taken over the conversation.

[from "Recreational Episiotomy"]
Track Name: Myholo
MYHOLO

There aren't enough hammers and there aren't enough drills.
There aren't enough days and there aren't enough pills.
There aren't enough words and there aren't enough knives.
There aren't enough coffins and there aren't enough lives.
There aren't enough hours and there aren't enough graves.
There aren't enough drugs and there aren't enough slaves.
There aren't enough swords and there aren't enough pens.
There aren't enough doses and there aren't enough friends.

[from "You'll Never Work in This Town Again"]
Track Name: A Streetcar Named Fuck You
(NOTE: unrelated to the Theophagus song of the same name)

A STREETCAR NAMED FUCK YOU

Me and you and a streetcar named Boo.
Me and Boo and a dog named Fuck You.

[from "Devil's Cigar"]
Track Name: The Corpse Farts
[from "You'll Never Work in This Town Again"]
Track Name: Fat Cox
FAT COX

Courtney Cox looks good in a fat suit
Courtney Cox with a hollow rubber poop chute

[from "House of the Rising Collapse"]
Track Name: Pap Reek / Sippy
a) PAP REEK

Down the hatch with a shit-covered cock
Down your chin, cold sweaty ball rot
Greenish turd up inside urethra
Hairy cream tang, cumin and paprika
Fuck you, alligator
Eat shit, crocodile
Shut the fuck up, alligator
Suck my cock, crocodile

b) SIPPY

Walk
Choppin' up a stick o' chalk
Sippy, chokin' down a cuckoo cock
Sippy sup in Kona cup
I'm having trouble when I talk
't'oughtta be obvious shock
It's a California four o'clock
Sippy sup
I'm having trouble with my breathing
Vapor lock
Track Name: One More Video [with Chunkstyle]
ONE MORE VIDEO [with Chunkstyle]

There is a way to do this shit, and this isn't it.
Isn’t it. Isn’t it. Isn’t it.
It ain’t gonna mean one more fuckin’ video.
It ain’t gonna mean one more fuckin’ video.
It ain’t gonna mean one more fuckin’ video.
It ain’t gonna mean one more fuckin’ video.
Call Vince!
Fuck.
Shit balls.
Fuck it balls tits.
Fuck it!
Fuck!
Somebody’s gotta give a shit, not me.
Call Vince!
Fuck. Fuck!
Shit balls.
Fuck. Fuck!
Fuck it balls tits.
Fuck it!
Fuuuuuuuck.

[from "Ameribombada" by RecEpis and Chunkstyle]
features the voice of Ernie "Ghoulardi" Anderson
Track Name: Looking for Swan at 17th and Mission
LOOKING FOR SWAN AT 17th AND MISSION

Billy Boy
What happened to the sculptures and puppets?

[from split w/The Claus Bros.]
Track Name: Knifeplay with the Vocally Unenthusiastic
KNIFEPLAY WITH THE VOCALLY UNENTHUSIASTIC

Dig way down in your heart
You’ve got this feeling that I’m just holding you down
Tonight I gotta cut
Cut everybody
FIRST -- the knife goes in and around
SECOND -- put you six feet underground
THIRD -- I’ll take control of your soul
FOUR - Whoooa, I'm turning it
I gotta cut your guts loose
EVERYBODY CUT
everybodycuteverybodycutcutevery
bodycuteverybodycutcuteverybody
everybodycuteverybodycutcutevery
bodycuteverybodycutcuteverybody
everybodycuteverybodycutcutevery
bodycuteverybodycutcuteverybody

[from "House of the Rising Collapse"]
Track Name: The Bowling Pin
THE BOWLING PIN

You should see bowling pin Pam
Fuck herself in the ass with a loaded shotgun
I will only be truly satisfied
When I can go to the cemetery
Lay down in the shade
Carve a hole in the dirt and
FUCK HER GRAVE.

[from split w/The Claus Bros.]
Track Name: How About Those Leafs?
HOW ABOUT THOSE LEAFS?

Set in amethyst and Halothane kissed
Thirty-thousand words per second, covered in piss
Serving virgin wine in halcyon times
He may be kind of brutal but at least he is mine

[from "House of the Rising Collapse"]
Track Name: Feed the Pope's Corpse
FEED THE POPE'S CORPSE

Feed the corpse
The Pope's corpse
Feed the Pope's corpse to the poor

[from "House of the Rising Collapse"]
Track Name: Powerwalker Casserole
POWERWALKER CASSEROLE

Strip all the meat from the groin to the ankle
Just a couple hours from treadmill to table
Preheat oven to three-hundred fifty
5 minutes per pound, she'll be done in a jiffy
Cookin' a leg, cook-cookin' a leg
The leg of a jogger, cook-cookin' a leg

[from "Fully Turgid"]
Track Name: Skeleton Snow
[from "Fully Turgid"]
Track Name: Bukakke Wheelchair
BUKAKKE WHEELCHAIR

I am my own birthday cake

[from split w/Theophagus]
Track Name: Birdlimed
BIRDLIMED

Osteomalacia and a cherry cheese bear claw.
Sensory aphasia, face down into the dirt.
Strung up in a silver fir while they labor on the Koi pond.
Lace sachet of lavender broke open on my shirt.

[from "You'll Never Work in This Town Again"]
Track Name: Edgar Allan Whoa
EDGAR ALLAN WHOA

The role of Poe has gone to Keanu

[from "Born to Relax"]
Track Name: Send Moar Them Pils Pils Pils Pils
SEND MOAR THEM PILS PILS PILS PILS

Smell the bile comin' up my throat
Smell the stale smoke on my coat
Fragile and helpless as a kite
Gotta gotta get a Pharsley Premacy tonight
"Bob" - SNED-MOAR-THEM pilspilspilspilspilspilspilspilspilspilspils
I didn't overdose, I'm just overdosing
O blessed oblong curse, o blessed oblong curse
Liver chalkboard
The leak smells burnt and it wasn't even worth it

[from "Born to Relax"]
Track Name: (AKA Cat Haus Medley)
a) BRISK

b) CHICKEN FRIED BEAR CLAW

c) XXXL TUBE TOP [studio version]

d) FRANK

e) "MONKEY ORGANISM'S IS THE MONKEY ORGASIM'S"

f) PIT

[from "Cat Haus" EP]
Track Name: The Rich Aroma of Freshly Punched Face [with Ashly Roachclip]
etc

[previously unreleased]
Track Name: Mister Lucifer
[from "Christmas Rejects"]
Track Name: Stoned Cat in Boat
STONED CAT IN BOAT

Smoky-eared mildew hell

[from "House of the Rising Collapse"]