Part 3: The Sumo Anagram Fiend

by Xoc & Heavy Friends

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{TCE-019}

While the third edition of Xoc & Heavy Friends is arguably the most successful of the series, it will forever remain a favorite simply because it was completed after Xoc finally got to MEET his Heavy Friends from all over the country - almost 3,000 miles from home at MAGFest 7! (The autobiographical "Hilton Sparks Center" merely hints at what REALLY went on during that epic weekend...)

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Trip-hop and fan-fic!
Cross-forum creepiness!
Homoerotic speed metal!*
Dated memes & ancient jokes!
Nerdy noise and trite optimism!
Goblin homage and a party fowl!
Drills and dice and office supplies!
Dubious blues and cyber-silly-grind!
The fifth installment of the ODK saga!
Guidance on how to remain unquantized!
Phonetic transcription and new-age runoff!
Cries of innocence and universal declarations!
Abstract melody vs. old-fashioned 1990s rhythm!
Lumbering ambiance and dissonant dance parties!
More than SIXTY PARTICIPANTS from all over the globe!

When Xoc calls upon Heavy Friends, they listen - and so do you!!

* redundant

-- [ text from the original HF3 website ]

credits

released February 20, 2009

[see individual track info for specifics]

HEAVY FRIENDS 2009:

Paragon, Insane Penguin, Spookmeister C, XPLO, Dan Lillie, DrBlackJack, MegaMatt, MrBoglin, Tropwen, Josiah Tobin, Battlerager, Chunkstyle and the Chunklet, Disasterpeace, Thebeautyofgrind, Jediknightalan, Alex Atchley, Ryan8bit, Shawn Phase, Wizwars, Mills, Naz, M-H, Vegeroth, Phlogiston, Kirbypufocia, Pongball, Stemage, Tibone, Zangderak, Sparky, Raubhimself, MetalBishop, Nario, EBattousai, Dr. Manhattan, Kilu, CPacaud, Powellman, Linearity, Lunarian Moogle, Garrett, Ansgaros, Streifig, Primm, SMH, Kevin Stephens, JMR, Creeper, Mercatfat, Jason Vincion, Armor, Eric Dude, Trampoline Sasquatch, Diseased Project, Soudou, Dennis Mott, Zachariasmith, Corax, Skummel Maske, Damian Sol, Hackabusa, Tender Lad, Weener.

All tracks composed by their contributors and
arranged, edited, and mixed by Xoc
at Optical Pies Recorders, Sacramento CA
18 September 2007 - 13 February 2009
Sumo painting by Trampoline Sasquatch
Collage art by Xoc

Thanks you to the forum members of
The Shizz, VGMix, and Metroid Metal
for being so heavy.

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Track Name: Heavy Friends Are Here
X-O-C, Heavy Friends three.
My heavy friends are here,
and they gave me some things for your ear.
My heavy friends come 'round
and they gave me some odd little sounds.

Most of this is Stemage's work
I JUST DID OVERDUBS
Adding some bits of heavy friends
(and I did the vocals - some done at double speed)
Most of this is Stemage's work
I JUST DID OVERDUBS
I just put in my friends

Yehehehess.
Track Name: Ominous Locators Part One
theshizz.org/forum/index.php?showforum=8
Track Name: P.S. Fanfic (Chapters I & II)
His name is Pingosimon
He's da reason why I'm rhymin'
He's down with GammaRay and he's all up in her hymen.
He's the baddest motherfucker when it comes to fanfic,
and from the stories I've been hearin', he's got a big dick.
He's got a rad beard and he speaks Español
He drinks White Russians, but he doesn't smoke the bowl.
He's got five guitars just like HvyRiff.
And on the weekends he and I bust out melon.gif.
Get down!
His name is Pingosimon
Rhymin'
His name is Pingosimon
Fanfic

Pingosimonpingosimonpingosimonpingosimon
Pingosimonpingosimonpingosimonpingosimon
Pingo, Simon! Pingo, Simon! Pingo, Simon! Pingo, Simon!
Ping, o, Si, mon, Ping, o, Si, mon
Ping, o, Si, mon, Ping, o, Si, mon
Pingosimonpingosimonpingosimonpingosimon
Pingosimonpingosimonpingosimonpingosimon
Pingosimonpingosimonpingosimonpingosimon
Pingosimonpingosimonpingosimonsimonsimon
Track Name: Truly Rock the Galaxy
I will not rest until we have our own stadium on the moon
With amplifiers toward the sky's infinite expanses
So that we may truly rock the galaxy!

Do me in the butt, man, do me in the butt.

We have entered a region of space known as "The Heavy Riff."
Track Name: ODK5
Now, guys!
Oot dat kitty [x6]
p'tuungipticwootygittaraow.
Oot dat kitty [x7]
poot deet doot dip.
Oot dat kitty [x3]
doot doodoodoodeEEEEEEEE!
Now, guys! Oot dat kitty!
Now, guys! Oot dat kitteeeeeeeeeee!!!
p'tuungipticwootygittaraow.
Track Name: Generic High
Laa la laaa la la laa la laa
La la la la la l'la
Track Name: Amis Lourds Blues
I got some heavy friends
My friends are heavy
They sent me lots of stuff
They send me lots of stuff to my e-mail address.
And I made an album out of it
Heavy friends, my heavy friends, now
My Heavy Friends blues
Track Name: Drills and Dice and Office Supplies
Wwwoowwwbuubuubuulaaaaabbuubuubuu
yyyyEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Track Name: Nonsense Pastime
Ahh, nonsense. What a delightful pasttime.
Ahh, nonsense. What a delightful pasttime.

BUHlalip bip bud dutt, buuhlib bubbup
blllAPPop bub boolbubbop ullllbopbop
bulmthbopbop urlthbupbop ul-aaa bop boomp booooooah.
mmmmwop bupbup ub bllill bobbobbobbobBOBpoop
puhlillulb bubbob puhthidoo buhbob bough wah, b'bahh.
Track Name: Hairy-Eared Friends
karvakorvaiset ystäväni, kuulkaa minua!
minä olen teidän kuninkaanne...
ja minä... vallitsen...
täällä hallitsen... teitä.
Track Name: Mister Internet Provider
Junnajinjajinuut meeninnuminnu OOOT
Munnuninnumeenewt meenehnuu meenenunu
Meenumeenumeenewt mewnewnew mewnewnew
Muneenumeenew booihdleoodleihdleoodleihdlEEEEE

Mr. Internet Provider, it's not my fault
Oh Mr. Internet Provider, it's not my fault

Junnajinjajinuut meeninnuminnu OOOT
Munnuninnumeenewt meenehnuu meenenunu
Meenumeenumeenewt mewnewnew mewnewnew
Muneenumeenew booihdleoodleihdleoodleihdlEEEEE

Oh Mr. Internet Provider... TRAUMA
Oh Mr. Internet Provider, it's not my fault

Jun jun jun jun jun jun jun jun jun WANNOWEENOWT
Jun jun juh WANNOWEENENT
Jun jun jun jun jun jun jun jun jun, juh WANNOWEE-ENT
Junch juh WANNOWEE-ENT
Jun, jun jun jun jun jun jun juh um.

Oh Mr. Internet Provider, it's not my fault
Oh Mr. Internet Provider, it's not my fault
It's Tool Time! Ohohohohoh....auughoooooo?
Track Name: I Kill For Heavy Friends
You kill for passion -
I kill for Heavy Friends.
Тяжелые друзья, часть третья
You kill for passion
You kill for passion
You kill for passion
I kill for Heavy Friends.
Heavy Friends unite!
Track Name: Dicks Vagina Dicks Vagina
Dicks d-dick dicks dicks d-dicks dicks dicks
Vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina
Dicks d-dicks dicks dicks d-dicks dicks dicks
Vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina
Track Name: Ominous Locators Part Two
http://metroidmetal.com/ridley/viewforum.php?f=6
Track Name: Robot Vonnegut
"Tiger got to hunt
Bird got to fly
Man got to sit and wonder 'Why, why, why?'
Tiger got to sleep
Bird got to land
Man got to tell himself he understand."

You must die now.
I am a robot.
Do as I say or I will kill you.
Speaking like a robot is a lot of fun.
Speaking like a robot is a lot of fun.
I am a robot, and I speak with clear articulation
which is why I am a robot.
Track Name: Holla at yo Boy!
You give me your hair - it's everywhere.
You guys are crazy. Holla at yo boy!
You guys are crazy. Holla at yo boy!
Fuckyoufuckyoufuckyouxocfuckyouxocfuckyouxoc
Fuckyoufuckyoufuckyouxocfuckyouxocfuckyouxoc
Track Name: The Living Dead Get Real (Main Titles)
Раз, два, три, четыре
YAAII diddiddiddiddiddiddid
YAI diddiddiddiddiddiddid
Diddiddiddiddiddiddiddiddiediediediedahh
You wanna get real? ...huh?
I'LL show you real...
Track Name: Nariovox
Nlah l'neh neh lah l'neh neh nunna
Lah l'nun ninh NEE nuhnuhnuh nunnalunna
Nah n'neh neh lah n'neh neh nunna
Lah n'nun ninh nuh WEEEEEEHHH
Nah n'neeh neeh nah n'nunna ninnarehnda
Nah n'neen ninh n'NYUHNYUHNYUH
Nyah n'neet nee, nyah n'neet nee
Nair n'neet nee
Nuh nimmanimma nihhay.
Track Name: Tarina Sudesta / The Guidelines
Minäpä kerron teille tarinan sudesta. Tämä susi ei ollutkaan ihan tavallinen susi, vaan tällä sudella oli ihmisen kädet. Ja, sudella oli myös ihmisen jalat. Ja... Kuonon tilalla sudella oli ihmisen nenä. Eikä tällä sudella ollut häntää, ei suippoja korvia. Itse asiassa--

Itse asiassa se susi olikin ihminen, eikä susi ollenkaan. Joten... Minäpä kerron teille tarinan ihmisestä. Tai itse-- itse asiassa, enpäs kerrokaan! Nimittäin, ihmiset on niin pe-- niin-- niin perseestä! Niin perseestä ku olla ja voi.

Että siinä teille. Tarina. Sudesta.

Has to be original.
Be unaccompanied.
It can be any sound
Musical or otherwise.

Send as much as you like.
Don't send entire songs.
Send any file type.
Identify yourself.
Track Name: Pray, How Many Guitars Have You Here?
Y'i've got five guitars right here.
У меня прямо здесь пять гитар
Y'i've got five guitars right here.
У меня прямо здесь пять гитар
Track Name: Heavy Friends Are Here (Reprise)
shashashashashashamWOW
Track Name: Ominous Locators Part Three
http://www.vgmix.com/forum/viewforum.php?f=3















(fart) Not three, five! Five. Five. Not three, five!
Meinpenis MEINPENIS
cathausenterprisewiggleroomfuckfacejerkoffBLAHH
Track Name: A Real Urban Type of Guy
десять, девять, восемь, семь,
шесть, пять, четыре, три, два, один, пуск!
I'm gonna cross this desert and live in the big city.
I wanna smell like the big city...
I'm a real urban type of guy.
BBAAAAAAAUUUUGHHHHHHH
Track Name: In the Darkness
In the darkness, we find you...
Track Name: Don't Quantize Yourself
Don't quantize
YOURSELF
Track Name: Xoc Xoc Xoc Rock Rock Rock
Xocxocxocxocxocxocxocxocxoc
Xocxocxocxocxocxocxocxocxoc
Xocxocxocxocxocxocxocxocxoc
Xocxocxocxocxocxocxocxocxoc
XOC! ROCK ROCK!
XOC! ROCK ROCK!
XOC! ROCK ROCK!
XOC! ROCK ROCK!
MEOW
Track Name: The Dance Off
You got hot like fire
Gonna melt your tires when you burn in the fires of hell
You gonna cool down nice with a cup-a ice
Don't forget: Asians like the rice
Gonna eat some cheese or you'll get a disease
(especially in your knees)
You got hot like fire
Gonna melt your tires when you burn in the fires of hell
Burn in the fires of hell
Let's get this straight, soldier.
You failed to eat your cheese,
and now you have a knee disease
that is causing you to burn in the fires of hell.
Listen and listen good, you maggot!
You get yourself a cup of ice and DANCE IT OFF!
That's an order!
Boom boppa doo-ooh
There's absolutely no excuse not to be up in the mix.
Track Name: Hilton Sparks Center
Não te abras com teu amigo, que ele outro amigo tem
e o amigo do teu amigo, tem amigos também

I got up at 4 A.M.
Flew to Utah, then Reagan
Arlington, Virginia
Freezing
Sneezing, I caught the shuttle
I met a Cacomistle
Got to Alexandria
and then despite pain metatarsal
I met the Shizz IRL all at once
So overwhelming
Helming the concert scaffold:
A tank of armadillos
Hours till I hit the pillows
WHOOP WHOOP
WHOOP WHOOP
VG geek music heaven - LL equals M7
Hilton Mark's got
Built-in Sparks
and TSS on the staging
My Chromo-roommates raging
All engaging mutant power
Hours of keeping busy
Tower of drunken Shizzies
Dance party floor by floor by
Dorsai the fun deflator
Busting the elevator
Let me say here
What it sounds like:
WHOOP WHOOP
WHOOP WHOOP
Whoop, whoop.
Chunk bought Subway (which I destroyed)
Then brought me up for Metroid
Screaming to confuse the masses
Asses were shocked a smidgen
Shots taken from the Gideon
Now that's what I call religion
Whoop!
Track Name: Deep Thought
If I didn't have work tonight, It would really help if I was buzzed right now. I mean, tomorr--tomorrow morning. If I didn't work tomorrow morning. Bein' buzzed would really... really lay on the sausage, if you know what I mean. I lay on the sausage all the time. I lay it out!
...it's like a rolling pin. Just slap it down on some dough...