Part 3: The Sumo Anagram Fiend

by Xoc & Heavy Friends

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X-O-C, Heavy Friends three. My heavy friends are here, and they gave me some things for your ear. My heavy friends come 'round and they gave me some odd little sounds. Most of this is Stemage's work I JUST DID OVERDUBS Adding some bits of heavy friends (and I did the vocals - some done at double speed) Most of this is Stemage's work I JUST DID OVERDUBS I just put in my friends Yehehehess.
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theshizz.org/forum/index.php?showforum=8
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His name is Pingosimon He's da reason why I'm rhymin' He's down with GammaRay and he's all up in her hymen. He's the baddest motherfucker when it comes to fanfic, and from the stories I've been hearin', he's got a big dick. He's got a rad beard and he speaks Español He drinks White Russians, but he doesn't smoke the bowl. He's got five guitars just like HvyRiff. And on the weekends he and I bust out melon.gif. Get down! His name is Pingosimon Rhymin' His name is Pingosimon Fanfic Pingosimonpingosimonpingosimonpingosimon Pingosimonpingosimonpingosimonpingosimon Pingo, Simon! Pingo, Simon! Pingo, Simon! Pingo, Simon! Ping, o, Si, mon, Ping, o, Si, mon Ping, o, Si, mon, Ping, o, Si, mon Pingosimonpingosimonpingosimonpingosimon Pingosimonpingosimonpingosimonpingosimon Pingosimonpingosimonpingosimonpingosimon Pingosimonpingosimonpingosimonsimonsimon
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I will not rest until we have our own stadium on the moon With amplifiers toward the sky's infinite expanses So that we may truly rock the galaxy! Do me in the butt, man, do me in the butt. We have entered a region of space known as "The Heavy Riff."
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ODK5 00:35
Now, guys! Oot dat kitty [x6] p'tuungipticwootygittaraow. Oot dat kitty [x7] poot deet doot dip. Oot dat kitty [x3] doot doodoodoodeEEEEEEEE! Now, guys! Oot dat kitty! Now, guys! Oot dat kitteeeeeeeeeee!!! p'tuungipticwootygittaraow.
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Generic High 02:25
Laa la laaa la la laa la laa La la la la la l'la
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I got some heavy friends My friends are heavy They sent me lots of stuff They send me lots of stuff to my e-mail address. And I made an album out of it Heavy friends, my heavy friends, now My Heavy Friends blues
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Wwwoowwwbuubuubuulaaaaabbuubuubuu yyyyEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
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Ahh, nonsense. What a delightful pasttime. Ahh, nonsense. What a delightful pasttime. BUHlalip bip bud dutt, buuhlib bubbup blllAPPop bub boolbubbop ullllbopbop bulmthbopbop urlthbupbop ul-aaa bop boomp booooooah. mmmmwop bupbup ub bllill bobbobbobbobBOBpoop puhlillulb bubbob puhthidoo buhbob bough wah, b'bahh.
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karvakorvaiset ystäväni, kuulkaa minua! minä olen teidän kuninkaanne... ja minä... vallitsen... täällä hallitsen... teitä.
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Junnajinjajinuut meeninnuminnu OOOT Munnuninnumeenewt meenehnuu meenenunu Meenumeenumeenewt mewnewnew mewnewnew Muneenumeenew booihdleoodleihdleoodleihdlEEEEE Mr. Internet Provider, it's not my fault Oh Mr. Internet Provider, it's not my fault Junnajinjajinuut meeninnuminnu OOOT Munnuninnumeenewt meenehnuu meenenunu Meenumeenumeenewt mewnewnew mewnewnew Muneenumeenew booihdleoodleihdleoodleihdlEEEEE Oh Mr. Internet Provider... TRAUMA Oh Mr. Internet Provider, it's not my fault Jun jun jun jun jun jun jun jun jun WANNOWEENOWT Jun jun juh WANNOWEENENT Jun jun jun jun jun jun jun jun jun, juh WANNOWEE-ENT Junch juh WANNOWEE-ENT Jun, jun jun jun jun jun jun juh um. Oh Mr. Internet Provider, it's not my fault Oh Mr. Internet Provider, it's not my fault It's Tool Time! Ohohohohoh....auughoooooo?
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You kill for passion - I kill for Heavy Friends. Тяжелые друзья, часть третья You kill for passion You kill for passion You kill for passion I kill for Heavy Friends. Heavy Friends unite!
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Dicks d-dick dicks dicks d-dicks dicks dicks Vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina Dicks d-dicks dicks dicks d-dicks dicks dicks Vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina
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http://metroidmetal.com/ridley/viewforum.php?f=6
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"Tiger got to hunt Bird got to fly Man got to sit and wonder 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep Bird got to land Man got to tell himself he understand." You must die now. I am a robot. Do as I say or I will kill you. Speaking like a robot is a lot of fun. Speaking like a robot is a lot of fun. I am a robot, and I speak with clear articulation which is why I am a robot.
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You give me your hair - it's everywhere. You guys are crazy. Holla at yo boy! You guys are crazy. Holla at yo boy! Fuckyoufuckyoufuckyouxocfuckyouxocfuckyouxoc Fuckyoufuckyoufuckyouxocfuckyouxocfuckyouxoc
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Раз, два, три, четыре YAAII diddiddiddiddiddiddid YAI diddiddiddiddiddiddid Diddiddiddiddiddiddiddiddiediediediedahh You wanna get real? ...huh? I'LL show you real...
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Nariovox 01:29
Nlah l'neh neh lah l'neh neh nunna Lah l'nun ninh NEE nuhnuhnuh nunnalunna Nah n'neh neh lah n'neh neh nunna Lah n'nun ninh nuh WEEEEEEHHH Nah n'neeh neeh nah n'nunna ninnarehnda Nah n'neen ninh n'NYUHNYUHNYUH Nyah n'neet nee, nyah n'neet nee Nair n'neet nee Nuh nimmanimma nihhay.
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Minäpä kerron teille tarinan sudesta. Tämä susi ei ollutkaan ihan tavallinen susi, vaan tällä sudella oli ihmisen kädet. Ja, sudella oli myös ihmisen jalat. Ja... Kuonon tilalla sudella oli ihmisen nenä. Eikä tällä sudella ollut häntää, ei suippoja korvia. Itse asiassa-- Itse asiassa se susi olikin ihminen, eikä susi ollenkaan. Joten... Minäpä kerron teille tarinan ihmisestä. Tai itse-- itse asiassa, enpäs kerrokaan! Nimittäin, ihmiset on niin pe-- niin-- niin perseestä! Niin perseestä ku olla ja voi. Että siinä teille. Tarina. Sudesta. Has to be original. Be unaccompanied. It can be any sound Musical or otherwise. Send as much as you like. Don't send entire songs. Send any file type. Identify yourself.
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Y'i've got five guitars right here. У меня прямо здесь пять гитар Y'i've got five guitars right here. У меня прямо здесь пять гитар
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shashashashashashamWOW
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http://www.vgmix.com/forum/viewforum.php?f=3 (fart) Not three, five! Five. Five. Not three, five! Meinpenis MEINPENIS cathausenterprisewiggleroomfuckfacejerkoffBLAHH
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десять, девять, восемь, семь, шесть, пять, четыре, три, два, один, пуск! I'm gonna cross this desert and live in the big city. I wanna smell like the big city... I'm a real urban type of guy. BBAAAAAAAUUUUGHHHHHHH
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In the darkness, we find you...
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Don't quantize YOURSELF
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Xocxocxocxocxocxocxocxocxoc Xocxocxocxocxocxocxocxocxoc Xocxocxocxocxocxocxocxocxoc Xocxocxocxocxocxocxocxocxoc XOC! ROCK ROCK! XOC! ROCK ROCK! XOC! ROCK ROCK! XOC! ROCK ROCK! MEOW
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You got hot like fire Gonna melt your tires when you burn in the fires of hell You gonna cool down nice with a cup-a ice Don't forget: Asians like the rice Gonna eat some cheese or you'll get a disease (especially in your knees) You got hot like fire Gonna melt your tires when you burn in the fires of hell Burn in the fires of hell Let's get this straight, soldier. You failed to eat your cheese, and now you have a knee disease that is causing you to burn in the fires of hell. Listen and listen good, you maggot! You get yourself a cup of ice and DANCE IT OFF! That's an order! Boom boppa doo-ooh There's absolutely no excuse not to be up in the mix.
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Não te abras com teu amigo, que ele outro amigo tem e o amigo do teu amigo, tem amigos também I got up at 4 A.M. Flew to Utah, then Reagan Arlington, Virginia Freezing Sneezing, I caught the shuttle I met a Cacomistle Got to Alexandria and then despite pain metatarsal I met the Shizz IRL all at once So overwhelming Helming the concert scaffold: A tank of armadillos Hours till I hit the pillows WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP VG geek music heaven - LL equals M7 Hilton Mark's got Built-in Sparks and TSS on the staging My Chromo-roommates raging All engaging mutant power Hours of keeping busy Tower of drunken Shizzies Dance party floor by floor by Dorsai the fun deflator Busting the elevator Let me say here What it sounds like: WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP Whoop, whoop. Chunk bought Subway (which I destroyed) Then brought me up for Metroid Screaming to confuse the masses Asses were shocked a smidgen Shots taken from the Gideon Now that's what I call religion Whoop!
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Deep Thought 00:32
If I didn't have work tonight, It would really help if I was buzzed right now. I mean, tomorr--tomorrow morning. If I didn't work tomorrow morning. Bein' buzzed would really... really lay on the sausage, if you know what I mean. I lay on the sausage all the time. I lay it out! ...it's like a rolling pin. Just slap it down on some dough...

about

{TCE-019}

While the third edition of Xoc & Heavy Friends is arguably the most successful of the series, it will forever remain a favorite simply because it was completed after Xoc finally got to MEET his Heavy Friends from all over the country - almost 3,000 miles from home at MAGFest 7! (The autobiographical "Hilton Sparks Center" merely hints at what REALLY went on during that epic weekend...)

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Trip-hop and fan-fic!
Cross-forum creepiness!
Homoerotic speed metal!*
Dated memes & ancient jokes!
Nerdy noise and trite optimism!
Goblin homage and a party fowl!
Drills and dice and office supplies!
Dubious blues and cyber-silly-grind!
The fifth installment of the ODK saga!
Guidance on how to remain unquantized!
Phonetic transcription and new-age runoff!
Cries of innocence and universal declarations!
Abstract melody vs. old-fashioned 1990s rhythm!
Lumbering ambiance and dissonant dance parties!
More than SIXTY PARTICIPANTS from all over the globe!

When Xoc calls upon Heavy Friends, they listen - and so do you!!

* redundant

-- [ text from the original HF3 website ]

credits

released February 20, 2009

[see individual track info for specifics]

HEAVY FRIENDS 2009:

Paragon, Insane Penguin, Spookmeister C, XPLO, Dan Lillie, DrBlackJack, MegaMatt, MrBoglin, Tropwen, Josiah Tobin, Battlerager, Chunkstyle and the Chunklet, Disasterpeace, Thebeautyofgrind, Jediknightalan, Alex Atchley, Ryan8bit, Shawn Phase, Wizwars, Mills, Naz, M-H, Vegeroth, Phlogiston, Kirbypufocia, Pongball, Stemage, Tibone, Zangderak, Sparky, Raubhimself, MetalBishop, Nario, EBattousai, Dr. Manhattan, Kilu, CPacaud, Powellman, Linearity, Lunarian Moogle, Garrett, Ansgaros, Streifig, Primm, SMH, Kevin Stephens, JMR, Creeper, Mercatfat, Jason Vincion, Armor, Eric Dude, Trampoline Sasquatch, Diseased Project, Soudou, Dennis Mott, Zachariasmith, Corax, Skummel Maske, Damian Sol, Hackabusa, Tender Lad, Weener.

All tracks composed by their contributors and
arranged, edited, and mixed by Xoc
at Optical Pies Recorders, Sacramento CA
18 September 2007 - 13 February 2009
Sumo painting by Trampoline Sasquatch
Collage art by Xoc

Thanks you to the forum members of
The Shizz, VGMix, and Metroid Metal
for being so heavy.

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