Taking Orgasms For Granted

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TAKING ORGASMS FOR GRANTED

She was on the hopper
I was sprayin' filthy copper
And she mourns
Lopper told me, "lay low!
Can't you see how well the halo hides the horns?"

[NOTE: With its suggestive, perverted lyrics, this was a definite portent of Recreational Episiotomy . "Lopper" was in reference to a character named Lop Dopamine in a screenplay I had written in 8th grade. I only realized later that it could've been spelled L-A-U-P-E-R; but no reference to Cyndi was intended.]

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from How Do I Fisted Planet, released August 6, 2015

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